Stupid names people give to their pets !!

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  • junie
    junie Member Posts: 1,216
    edited April 2007

    What fun to read about pets' names. When I married my DH, I also inherited his sweet whippet, whose name was "Commie Dog" named from a line in an old war movie where somebody yelled "the commie dogs are coming over the hill"...I got lots of blank looks when I'd try to explain that Commie was short for Communist!!! Bless Commie Dog--he lost his battle to cancer while I was fighting mine......we now have a black lab mix, Pancho Villa, named for the famous Mexican bandito! And, he is quite the character. He's 4 yrs old now and finally settling down, but what a trip it's been with him. For the first couple of years, he thought his name was, "God Dammit" !!

  • achurch
    achurch Member Posts: 35
    edited April 2007
    How about Vito and Bella?
    I have two chihuahua's the male...Vito the female...Bella! All my kids have very normal old fashioned names so we went crazy with the dogs!! Lots of fun when we tell people what their names are, the male is seven pounds and the female five.
  • Candyce
    Candyce Member Posts: 65
    edited April 2007
    My in-laws had a dachshund which was named Fritzie Longfellow. Quite fitting, wouldn't you say?

    Our dachshund is Cooper....but for the longest time one of my coworkers thought I was saying Pooper! It too seemed fitting as he eats his own poop....yuk....yuk...yuk.
  • lam
    lam Member Posts: 202
    edited April 2007
    We have a gorgeous, fluffy, white Bichon Frise. He has an amazing coat. We thought of calling him "Cloud", when he is all brushed out he looks like a little cloud walking around. He has a real solid and spunky personality so Cloud seemed too light. We ended up calling him Tofu. I always wanted to get a little female and call her Rice - I wanted to call out "Tofu & Rice!" My hubby wasn't having any of it! Tofu has been the most amazing therapy for me as I have dealt with my BC. When I'd come home from chemo he seemed to know that it wasn't a good time to dive bomb me with his usual joyful greeting. He'd come alongside me and softly lick my hand. Love my doggy!

    Hugs,
  • lam
    lam Member Posts: 202
    edited April 2007
    For all of you doggy lovers:

    > >>The Purpose of a Dog - from a 4 yr. Old
    > >>
    > >>Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker and they were hoping for a miracle.
    > >>
    > >>I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home.
    > >>
    > >>As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for the four-year old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience.
    > >>
    > >>The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together
    for a while after Belker's death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives.
    > >>
    > >>Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, "I know why."
    > >>
    > >>Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next stunned me.
    > >>I'd never heard a more comforting explanation.
    > >>
    > >>He said, "People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life, like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?"
    > >>
    > >>The four- year-old continued, "Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don't have to stay as long."
    > >>
  • ADK
    ADK Member Posts: 2,259
    edited April 2007

    That's one of the sweetest things I have ever read. Funny thing is, it's also true!!!! Out of the mouths of babes...........Thank you for sharing this.

  • lam
    lam Member Posts: 202
    edited April 2007

    You are welcome Anne, glad you enjoyed it.

  • marshabel
    marshabel Member Posts: 142
    edited April 2007
    We had a litter of kittens one time, and we named one of them"FUBAR", because he was born with some physical deformities.

    My daughter has a cat named "Biscuit" and a dog named "Gravy." She loves to tell people that she has to hurry home to Biscuit and Gravy --they think she's just hungry!

    Marshabel
  • tawyna1
    tawyna1 Member Posts: 273
    edited April 2007
    hi, i have 3 cats.
    tubby my boy cat.
    joe dirt my girl cat. she is gray and brown . she looks dirty all the time.
    well then there is candy- my dads favorite aka fat cat or fats. she is a REALLY big cat. my dad would marry her if he could. i put her out at night and he lets her in. we do this for a couple hours before we sleep. dad always wins and lets her in.
  • gracejon
    gracejon Member Posts: 972
    edited April 2007

    We have haad many pets. Chinchilla named Froda, ferret named Opus. Dogs Sidney and Gretzky. A lop earred bunny named Quat and came to us when you said Kum Quat!

  • sam408
    sam408 Member Posts: 1,099
    edited April 2007
    This is a great post. I'm a real pet person and I love hearing all the names everyone's given their pets. Our current pets are 2 chocolate labs. Our female's name is Brandy (short for Brandy's Knothead Girl - a mixture of her parents names). Our male is a rescue and we picked him up on Friday the 13th so we considered naming him Lucky but ended up with Luke although he's usually called Lukie.

    At one time we had a beautiful siamese cat that my DH decided to call Cecil. Still not sure how he came up with that name.

    Our most unusual pet was an iguana my daughter had for about a year and it was named Skeeter.
  • lv2cmp
    lv2cmp Member Posts: 1,363
    edited April 2007
    Oh geesh my post might be the longest on here.

    Here goes my list of animals I have now and won't make it any longer with animals that I have had in the past.

    Mazer commonly called Mazer Tazer-a soon to be 1 year old donkey on April 21st.
    Molly-Mazers mom and is 4 years old
    Lucy-a 4 year old female donkey rescue
    Mocha Java Bean-6 month old Nigerian dwarf goat
    Precious Pea-3 month old Nigerian dwarf goat
    Maggie-2 year old 1/2 boar 1/2 nubian goat
    Millie-2 year old 1/2 boar 1/2 nubian goat
    Jinx-1 year old wether pygmy goat
    Capricorn aka Capri-1 year old female pygmy goat
    Chance-6 year old Golden Retreiver
    Shad-4 year old black lab
    Bandie-2 year old Australian Cattle dog aka Blue heeler
    Peanut Annie-9 month old rat terrier
    Orion the Hunter-5 year old rat terrier
    Spunky aka spunky monkey or montroy-6 year old chihuahua
    Jessie-15 year old mix
    Dakota-15 year old 1/2 german shepherd 1/2 dobie
    Emma-8 month old jack russell
    Libby-8 month old jack russell
    jackson-8 month old jack russell

    Hmm thats it for now or at least that was all I had when I left the farm this morning.

    Coming in 1 month is...
    Hoss-registered Nigerian dwarf Buck
    Saphire-registered Nigerian dwarf doe
    and a baby not yet named.

    Amy
  • MrsBee
    MrsBee Member Posts: 124
    edited April 2007
    When I was a little girl, I had these pets:

    dogs: Trixie, Barney, Skilley, Pebbles, and Puppy
    cats: Cho-Cho, Cho-Cho II, Cho-Cho III (I liked that name!), Simone, Mama Cat, and Dirty Nose
    bird: Tweetie-Pie
    white mice: Cindy, Peggy, and Rachelle (named after my best friends of the time)

    As an adult, I've shared my life with the following dear furkids:

    cats - Miss Kitty (shortened to Missy), Mervyn, Maxie, Minnie - all have now gone to the Rainbow Bridge. We currently have Fritz, Missy (named after Miss Kitty), Melvin, Spot, Freddie, and Georgie.
    dog - Scooby-Doo. My husband named him before we met. If I'd had a say-so, I might have chosen a different name; however, his name fits him.

    For nicknames, all of the cats get "poo" added onto their names, as in "Fritzie-poo," "Mevlie-poo," etc. We call the dog "Scoobers" sometimes and Fritz often gets called "Fritzers." Also, around our house you might hear "furface, fuzzy-butt, booger-butt," and others, depending on "Mom and Dad's" moods.

    Oh, we also have an angel fish named Angel. Can't forget our finbabies. Angel shares his tank with tetras 1-3.
  • Isabella4
    Isabella4 Member Posts: 2,166
    edited April 2007
    Thanks for everyones imput here, lots of laughs!!
    Well, my query has come back to bite me on the behind!!
    Yesterday I went and bought myself 2 puppies, and I am stumped for names!
    I have been wanting a Rotweiller puppy for a while, (I have had 4 Rotweillers over the years,) just to mooch about in the farmyard, to look a bit scarey to strangers, and to let me know whos about.
    On April 1st, it became absolutely illegal to dock Rotweillers, so the last docked litters will all be gone in the next 3/4 weeks, so I was a bit pushed into this one, as I don't want one with a tail.
    I went to look at 1, there were 2, and I couldn't decide, so I came away with the 2.
    Lovely big strong boys, sick all over my map book on the return journey, but never mind!!
    All I need now are suitable names. They have been dubbed 'the growlers' this morning, both were wuffing and growling at me when I went to let them out. (Hope the wuffing continues, and the growling stops )
    So, any names come to mind??

    Isabella.
  • sam408
    sam408 Member Posts: 1,099
    edited April 2007
    The first two names that sprung to my mind for the pair are Zeus and Apollo. I guess because I relate them to being strong names and I see your pair growing into big, strong dogs.

    Good luck with the naming!

    Sheila
  • kats
    kats Member Posts: 509
    edited April 2007
    Isabella,
    Congrats on your new puppies.
    Here's a link to a name site for pets. http://www.petnamesworld.com/advanced_search.html
    My daughter just bought an Iguana and is browsing that site for names.

    My sister had a Rottie and named him Zeus.

    Good luck with the name search.

    Mary
  • tflowers
    tflowers Member Posts: 442
    edited April 2007

    We have a springer now named "Ted" When we were first married, we have a female airdale/brown lab mix named "ms bear" She looked just like a bear cub and since she was female....

  • nancylee
    nancylee Member Posts: 10
    edited April 2007
    We have a 11 year old Great Pyrenees named Abelard by my daughter when she got his from a rescue society. Abelard is usually shortened to Abie, and everyone thinks he is female, or Abster. He will come to all the names.
    Nancy
  • biondi
    biondi Member Posts: 223
    edited April 2007

    how about KATZENJAMMER!

  • kats
    kats Member Posts: 509
    edited April 2007

    nancylee I used to have 2 Great Pyrenees'. Their registered name were: Snow Mountain's Majesty (Jess for short) and Snow Mountain's Misty Morn' (Misty for short).

  • Kathy_R
    Kathy_R Member Posts: 13
    edited April 2007

    My dog is a rescued Shepard mix by the name of Montana Joe. I am a diehard San Francisco 49r fan so she is named for Joe Montana.

  • Fitztwins
    Fitztwins Member Posts: 7,969
    edited April 2007
    My cats: Desi and Lucy

    Dogs, WILE (like Wile E Coyote)
    charlie
    Beowulfe - Wulfie.
  • Jorf
    Jorf Member Posts: 498
    edited May 2007
    Desi and Lucy!! that's great!

    Our wonderful cat's name was Dumptruck. He was born in, guess... a dump truck. My husband does construction and one of the guys drove the truck to the site and they were emptying it out and found a kitten. The guy who drove it said that a huge cat had jumped from the roof of the cab to the hood and off as he was driving away from the office. So 3 guys were emptying garbage out of a dump truck piece by piece looking for more kittens. They found 2. ("Dumptruck 1" and "Dumptruck 2") One of the guys girlfriend's cat had just had kittens so they took them to her and she adopted them. One died and the mom cat through out the other one after a month or so - that was our "Dumpers". He totally attached himself to us and us to him. The day after we found out we were going to Brazil for 6 months he disappeared. The way I put it is that he joined the food chain from the wrong end. We live in the woods and there's lots of coyotes. It's just a fact of life but it was really heartbreaking to lose Dumptruck. Haven't had another cat since (it's been 3 years since we've been home from Brazil).

    There are all sorts of great horse names. (Mine's name is Rosie because she's pink.) My faves are "Way Cool, Jr" and 'Juan Connemara" - now just try not singing that one!
  • djatlake
    djatlake Member Posts: 128
    edited May 2007
    1st dog was Frodo
    then Root & Twig (brothers)
    next Poppy
    Roxanne (golden retreiver)
    Magee Mae (English springer)
    1st cat Tiger Lily
    then Zero (already named at shelter)
    now Annabelle Lee ("Belle")
  • tflowers
    tflowers Member Posts: 442
    edited May 2007

    Etta..I have a spring and just love him.

  • djatlake
    djatlake Member Posts: 128
    edited May 2007

    Teresa - she's our baby! We adore her. She's very sensitive, sweet and jealous. SHe's b&w and has very dry skin. Does yours?

  • biondi
    biondi Member Posts: 223
    edited July 2007
    Quote:

    Desi and Lucy!! that's great!

    Our wonderful cat's name was Dumptruck. He was born in, guess... a dump truck. My husband does construction and one of the guys drove the truck to the site and they were emptying it out and found a kitten. The guy who drove it said that a huge cat had jumped from the roof of the cab to the hood and off as he was driving away from the office. So 3 guys were emptying garbage out of a dump truck piece by piece looking for more kittens. They found 2. ("Dumptruck 1" and "Dumptruck 2") One of the guys girlfriend's cat had just had kittens so they took them to her and she adopted them. One died and the mom cat through out the other one after a month or so - that was our "Dumpers". He totally attached himself to us and us to him. The day after we found out we were going to Brazil for 6 months he disappeared. The way I put it is that he joined the food chain from the wrong end. We live in the woods and there's lots of coyotes. It's just a fact of life but it was really heartbreaking to lose Dumptruck. Haven't had another cat since (it's been 3 years since we've been home from Brazil).

    There are all sorts of great horse names. (Mine's name is Rosie because she's pink.) My faves are "Way Cool, Jr" and 'Juan Connemara" - now just try not singing that one!




    thats funny about your dumpster cats names; i was at work and the dumpster door suddnly opened, and out jumped this little bitty kitty, so small, no tail, sick, etc. well i adoopted her and named her CRUNCH, cause she survived getting chewed up by the dumpster blades, she was my spirit cat, i loved her so much. she went over the raimbow ridge and i have two more feral cats now, named BAMBO,(he will bite, but will always give me warning) 25 lbs. stayed right beside me after my surgery, never did that before.
    and little CICI girl, who loves BAMBO, but he rules, and grooms her for a while, then trys to chomp on her neck! she screams and runs to me.. just love these two..
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited July 2007

    We have two pups from our Great Pyrenese mix and we named them "Mork & Mindy".

  • pnut2
    pnut2 Member Posts: 86
    edited November 2007

    my friend has a male cat named ms. thing. she said when she found him as a stray kitten she thought it was a female. turned out it was a male. so his female name stuck.  

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited November 2007

    I had a cat with a temper once. Named her Sid Vicious after the punk rocker (I was only 12 at the time, lol). Shortened it to Sid; she lived to be 25...



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