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Sphynx
Sphynx Member Posts: 611
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
That is me gagging! I’m going to strangle my husband. He just asked me if I wanted a protein malt. We make these great drinks out of whey protein, milk, banana and almond extract. I quickly snarfed it down and now he is outside walking the dog.

I went into the kitchen and see this large container that is LIKE protein BUT NOT protein. Ok, the jar is shaped the same, big and round but the difference is there is a DOG on the label! AWKKKK I can’t even think about it. I think he put “DYNAMITE SHOWDOWN FOR PERFORMANCE DOGS” in my drink!
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  • fancy2
    fancy2 Member Posts: 162
    edited March 2007
    HaaaaHaaaHaaaHaaa

    ROTFLMAOPIMP!

    Maybe you'll be able to retrieve the dumbells?
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  • BMD
    BMD Member Posts: 1,492
    edited March 2007

    That was my laugh for the day. I hope you are wrong though.

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  • gsg
    gsg Member Posts: 3,386
    edited March 2007
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    woof!
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  • AlaskaDeb
    AlaskaDeb Member Posts: 2,601
    edited March 2007
    The real question is if your coat i snow soft and shiny LOLOLOL

    SOrry, but that was SO funny. Does it help to know that ihave a friend who mushes a dog team and her son eats the dog bones all the time. He has not started barking yet, so who knows...they might be good for him!

    Hugs
    Deb C
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  • kats
    kats Member Posts: 509
    edited March 2007
    Woof, Woof, yip, yap, yap, yip, Woof........
    If you understood any of that or were just out chasing squirrels or cars then you know what was in the yummy shake you just drank. LOL
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  • Watson
    Watson Member Posts: 1,490
    edited March 2007
    Good thing it wasn't a chocolate shake. I hear that's bad for you dogs. lol

    Watson
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  • Sphynx
    Sphynx Member Posts: 611
    edited March 2007
    Update...
    He swears he didn’t use it and that he saw the dog stuff hiding in the pantry when he took out the protein. He used the protein, put it away, kept the dog stuff out to feed the dogs. Too many holes in that story I say! I don’t think I’ve ever caught him putting something away so I’m still suspicious.

    Ok, even if he didn’t use it, (he says it doesn’t even dissolve the same), I was queasy all evening and had to keep brushing my teeth. Once or twice I felt the urge to sniff around the carpet, although, that may have been from my cat pee problem which is a whole different thing happening around here.
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  • mjd1214
    mjd1214 Member Posts: 287
    edited March 2007

    If you start trying to scratch behind your ears with your foot let us know. LOL

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  • jz20022001
    jz20022001 Member Posts: 480
    edited March 2007
    That is too funny, but I hope you're okay now.

    This is a true story too. Once my aunt put some dog food on my uncle's plate as a joke. He ate it all and then gagged when he found out it was dog food.

    Catherine
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  • ADK
    ADK Member Posts: 2,259
    edited March 2007
    I am sure that if he did use it, he will NEVER admit it. I'm sorry, but this is pretty funny. You have a great sense of humor to share it with us.

    Thanks for the smile!!!!!
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