Texas medical terms

denverSue
denverSue Member Posts: 14
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
Benign - What you be after you be eight.
Artery - The study of paintings.
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - Make eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
D&C - Where Washington is
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
G.I.Series - World series of military baseball
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor Pains - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer than I did
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumor - More than one
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Varicose - Near by/close by
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  • jz20022001
    jz20022001 Member Posts: 480
    edited January 2007
    Good one!

    Catherine
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  • shokk
    shokk Member Posts: 1,763
    edited January 2007

    and this is funny because................

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  • denverSue
    denverSue Member Posts: 14
    edited February 2007
    Quote:

    and this is funny because................



    Well, I apologize if you're offended. Actually I posted this after you indicated in another post you were not aware that there were Texas jokes.
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  • mjd1214
    mjd1214 Member Posts: 287
    edited February 2007
    I didn't see anything funny!!! I thought those were actual definitions to those words! I think all the redneck jokes are funny-if you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at? I was born and raised in Dallas and still live in Dallas County. Keep posting the Texas jokes-and laugh at the jokes about your own state. It's what makes America the greatest country in the world! Oops...no offense to the ones from other countries. OK...laugh at jokes about your country-it's what makes Earthlings the best in the Universe-sorry if that offends anyone.
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  • skrr55
    skrr55 Member Posts: 6
    edited February 2007

    I'm from Texas...I'm glad we can make everyone laugh. We all need more of it.

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  • lzcait
    lzcait Member Posts: 70
    edited February 2007
    I particularly liked "Pelvis!" Great laugh...thanks!!!!!

    Cait
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  • Primel
    Primel Member Posts: 731
    edited February 2007

    Thank you for the good laugh... CatherineH

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  • shokk
    shokk Member Posts: 1,763
    edited February 2007

    DenverSue...sweetheart.....I was just messing with you.........you can make all the Texas jokes you want.....it is all us Texans that come to Colorado to ski.......we're the idiots going down the slopes in those stupid big cowboy hats.....

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  • mjd1214
    mjd1214 Member Posts: 287
    edited February 2007

    Now that was funny! And have you driven down the street and seen the car in front of you, two guys with hats on? Those hats are touching the windows and each other's hat. Nothing but hat from one side of the car to the other! Doesn't matter how small the person is-their hat is huge!

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