Mergers and Consolidations

I received an email from a friend that was too funny.
Tips for 2007...If you have any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2007
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crakcers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become MMMGood

4.Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants

5. and the best one... Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang