Signs you've chosen a "No Frills" Airline

Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline


- You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.

- Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

- The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

- When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

- The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

- You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."

- No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

- You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

- All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.