OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

moreshoes - I just busted out laughing at your recent post. My Vita Mixer should be able to handle the apricot pits.Right?

Alyson - I'll have to go back and read that. Thanks!

If Baking Soda did the job, then I am truely cured...............I ate enough cakes and cookies during the holidays to account for at leas a couple boxes of baking soda................not to mention when I brushed my teeth with it................................nasty shit.............

Ok, I just went back to page 42 and read several posts there but had to stop for a minute because of the tears of laughter. Especially love the one about the turkey bacon and Kosher bra. Looking forward to continuing reading. I may need to do it in segments because my ribs won't be able to handle it.

Asparagus still rules as the ultimate care especially how it is administered. LOL 

Alyson, I'm trying to find information about the infamous "asparagus incident" but can't. I did find a site with all the weird food combinations you need to cure cancer!!!! what a pity, I could have avoided the third chemo today.

Can you please say what the deal is with asparagus? Thank you

yes, I want to hear about the asparagus also! what stupidity did I miss?

I gargled with baking soda daily during chemo. Helps with mouth issues (sores and the like). Cancer itself, not so much.

Octogirl

Let's see if I can remember, it went around that asparagus was the cure for cancer and that you could take it in various ways. Look it up on google. The original bit is right at the start of the thread. It was supposed to be used as some sort of supplement and somehow it was decided it had to administered as a suppository alongbwith the coffee enema.  As you can imagine the whole thing got very very silly and we invented a cure which contained anything said to be a cure. We had on of our number out hunting the cure guy as well. A lot of those there at the beginning are not with us now and it was fun for them in a difficult situation all very silly but very funny and that recipe was hilarious. 

So we still have to send everyone out looking for the cure guy we really do need to find out where the cure is hiding and do remember to wear your tinfoil hats. 

Sweet, but oh I just look at it and my teeth hurt

There is certainly no cure for stupid. This morning it is Ginger which I love and so should never have got cancer.

We could start a new recipe for the cure. 

Decades of estrogen in the drinking water system:

And of course: 

LOL................

The blanket I made for the Cairn Terrier puppy I plan on getting in the Spring.