Smiles, Chuckles, and Quick Laughs
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That was funny!
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57 years old, surgery 2 weeks ago
I'll be glad when this soreness goes away. Nothing like pulling out of the driveway and realizing your fake boob is still on coffee table! 😳😜
I laughed till I cried! At this age I better put a full length mirror on the door out, or make a checklist of parts!!
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Heard this one at church yesterday:
A pastor died and went to Heaven, upon his arrival St. Peter asks him if there is anything that he can do for him. The priest thinks for a moment and says: "I'd really like to talk to the Virgin Mary." St. Peter looks at him, points and says: "Sure. She's right over there." So the pastor goes over and says: "Mary, in all the paintings and images I have seen of you, you never smile. Why is that?" She sighs and looks around before she responds: "Well, truth be told, I really wanted a girl!"
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So my husband and I travel around on a big touring motorcycle. We have so many t-shirts but this one cracked me up when it came in the mail along with one for me that said " My wife is still HOT, it just comes in flashes!". Anyway, I posted on my facebook page that my husband had a t-shirt for sale and to make us an offer. This is the t-shirt
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Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
Woman yells out window, PIG!
Man yells out window, Bitch!
Man rounds next curve,
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought for the Day: If men would just listen -
Pheasant, loved your joke. Keep 'em coming.
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I found this subject a few days ago, but this morning started to read past posts - sides hurt from laughing - going to forward 'some' to daughter and going to copy some for my husband to bring to Sportsmen Club night! nothing like a laugh to get you through the day. Thanks all
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lol love the pig joke. I really needed that today.
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Fall cleaning out of "papers" and came across this:
Know why Jack-O-Lanterns are better than men?
It's easy to make them smile, you can see what's going on inside their heads, and best of all..........
you can throw away the parts you don't like ! -
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A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. "Is there any message you may wish to give your husband if we find him?" "Yes", she replied eagerly, "Tell him mother didn't come after all"
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A man and giraffe walk into a bar. Giraffe lays down on the floor. Bartender says "What's that lyin' there?" Man says "That's not a lion that's a giraffe."
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The Veterinarian ?
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering,the pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.
"Why, yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church."
The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1,000 is a lot; are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?"
The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."
The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the pastor said.. "Where does he practice?"
The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada...He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas and one in Reno"
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Invitation:
I started a new game (20 Questions) and I hope this takes you there.
https://community.breastcancer.org/forum/31/topics/836885?page=1#idx_3
and that you will want to play along.
natasha
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Those were hilarious!
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These are some of my favorite Confucius sayings. Always makes me laugh!
Confucius say:
- Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
- Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- Man who run in front of car get tired.
- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
- He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
- Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
- Woman who put man in doghouse soon find him in cathouse!
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Thank you Mommy.
Good timing as Chinese new year coming Feb 08. Year of the monkey.
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hehehehehe
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yw
Those always make me howl!
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Did you hear about the 92 year old guy who was in court for having sex with a 16 year old? The judge gave him six months for perjury!
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Hey Ladies! I'm thinking of a tshirt order to help me with travel and copay expenses. On the front:
"HELL YEAH THEYRE FAKE"
On the back: "THE REAL ONES TRIED TO KILL ME"
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