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  • Eph3_12
    Eph3_12 Member Posts: 4,781
    edited August 2015

    ooooo, so glad Angie is staying in touch E. I've always liked her

    I woofed down that meatball sub and those Cheetos before bed. Your breakfast looks good but I'm still in the mood for something finger-licking.. That's right:

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  • elimar86861
    elimar86861 Member Posts: 7,416
    edited August 2015

    Eph, he IS single now,go for it!

    luv!!! Yes, where have you been hiding? Is that a slice of goat chees and Cheetos omelet? Mmmm, I hope so.

    SnS, We can just binge on all the calories here and then purge it all out with that tea, no problem.

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    Another Email:

    Busy rehearsing for the Fall tour next week. Just got a clean mammo from PLBC. Kristi says I'm good to go. Hey, why don't you try and make the D.C. show. Let me know and I'll comp. you. Stevie will be there and he said he'd return your scarf. Later, girlfriend, Suzi."

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    That's Sheryl, she goes by her middle name with friends. We go way back. She had her DCIS in 2006, and gave me some tips on how to get thru' rads. She used the WalMart aloe vera too. She goes to Pink Lotus Breast Center (same as Angie) and she means her BS, Dr. Kristi Funk. Doubt I'll go out to D.C.; and she should know better...Steven (Tyler) never gives the scarves back!

  • luvmygoats
    luvmygoats Member Posts: 2,942
    edited August 2015

    I'm not a Cheetos fan but Rick could probably get me to like them with some coersion.

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  • Loral
    Loral Member Posts: 932
    edited August 2015
  • Loral
    Loral Member Posts: 932
    edited August 2015

    Lunch is on him...

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  • elimar86861
    elimar86861 Member Posts: 7,416
    edited August 2015
  • Eph3_12
    Eph3_12 Member Posts: 4,781
    edited August 2015

    yes, pizza PLEASE!!!

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    He wants to give us a concert!!!
  • Eph3_12
    Eph3_12 Member Posts: 4,781
    edited August 2015

    It's about time for afternoon tea!

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  • elimar86861
    elimar86861 Member Posts: 7,416
    edited August 2015

    The invitation has been out for weeks, but the attendance is sparse today. I was bored, so I got out my Ouija Board. Guess who checked in? Linda McCartney. Once I established which disembodied spirit I was communicating with, we got a dialog going.

    Eli: So what happened with your BC?

    LM: Didn't know until too late! Mets to liver.

    Eli: Sorry. I know you kept to a clean lifestyle too.

    LM: Sh*t happens.

    Eli: What are you up to now?

    LM: Hangin' with Paul's mom. You know...doing some haunting...

    [Paul McCartney's mother, Mary also passed from BC.] At this point she kind of digressed into trash talking Paul's subsequent wives, Heather ("peg-legged golddiger") and Nancy ("she wears the pantsy.")

    Eli: Just wondering...any Earthly regrets, Linda?

    LM: That mullet! What was I thinking?

    I see her point, but she's being too hard on herself. It was actually kinda cute.

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  • Eph3_12
    Eph3_12 Member Posts: 4,781
    edited August 2015

    when you are done there, there are more treats in the next room.

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  • Eph3_12
    Eph3_12 Member Posts: 4,781
    edited August 2015

    The mullet! UGH! What were we thinking?

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  • elimar86861
    elimar86861 Member Posts: 7,416
    edited August 2015

    Eph, so much man-candy, and not so many Middie-gals to enjoy them today.

    Does that mean more for us?

  • Eph3_12
    Eph3_12 Member Posts: 4,781
    edited August 2015

    I have to take a nap prior to working tonight's shift so I won't be back to finish the party tonight. Hope to see some people show up later tho. Saw Man of Uncle this afternoon. The new boys held their own.

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  • Eph3_12
    Eph3_12 Member Posts: 4,781
    edited August 2015

    Yes, E, definitely. And I have to go nap so I'll take a couple of them with me!

  • MinusTwo
    MinusTwo Member Posts: 16,634
    edited August 2015

    I had to take an out of town friend to lunch and drink margaritas. (sigh) Now 'll probably need to nap before evening when I'm sure this party will get more intense.

  • luvmygoats
    luvmygoats Member Posts: 2,942
    edited August 2015

    MMM margaritas. That might be big enough.

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    Or maybe not.

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  • elimar86861
    elimar86861 Member Posts: 7,416
    edited August 2015

    I'm glad to see you're not napping, luvmygoats.

  • elimar86861
    elimar86861 Member Posts: 7,416
    edited August 2015

    Hey, ladies, sorry to barge in...I'm just lookin' for my hat? Have any of y'all seen it?

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  • Loral
    Loral Member Posts: 932
    edited August 2015

    It looks like everyone showed up for dinner........

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  • Loral
    Loral Member Posts: 932
    edited August 2015

    and for dessert, we can share...

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  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 6,398
    edited August 2015


    I saw Man from Uncle this week too.  It was good!  I had a thing for Napoleon Solo back in the day,,,,,

    Lots of lovely man candy pics here today!  Woo-hoo!

  • elimar86861
    elimar86861 Member Posts: 7,416
    edited August 2015

    If you say dessert, I say chocolate...but I'm not sharing.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited August 2015

    I heard ya'll having a party here. Congratulations on 30,000 posts!!!!!!!! So awesome.

    It is BYOD???

    I'm going to drink this margarita in your honor. I haven't had one in ages!!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited August 2015
  • elimar86861
    elimar86861 Member Posts: 7,416
    edited August 2015

    Slow, it's the 6 Year Thread-versary today! (We just decided to have ALL of our milestones fall in the same week.)

  • macatacmv
    macatacmv Member Posts: 1,386
    edited August 2015

    I had to work today, gasp. And then my DS is here for the weekend so I had to pay attention to him. So now I have cooked dinner and cleaned up. He is surfing for something to watch so I will just casually surf my own media.

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  • macatacmv
    macatacmv Member Posts: 1,386
    edited August 2015

    I am so glad you invited some of your more well known friends, e.

  • elimar86861
    elimar86861 Member Posts: 7,416
    edited August 2015

    Well, mac, it's 1 in 8 women, so you know the celebs don't get a pass. They get real life cancer-y boobs just like the rest of us.

    Much like the old "Land Shark" from SNL, I got a knock on the door and heard "Thread-versary Floral Delivery...wrrrnnnnh...wrrrnnnnnh....wrrrrnnnhh!!!" It was some stupid cicadas trying to crash the party. I didn't let them in, but I did invite some fireflies because they are a lot prettier and infinitely less annoying.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited August 2015
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    Happy 6 Year Anniversary!! That is a long time Eli. I think about all the women you've helped by maintaining your thread for so long. You're amazing....thanks for all you do!!

  • elimar86861
    elimar86861 Member Posts: 7,416
    edited August 2015

    One late email:

    "Oh, crap, forgot about the Thread-versary today! That's my chemo brain kicking in again! You know, what with all those stories you told me and what I went thru' myself with my own BC, I had plenty to draw on for my Nurse Jackie character. In fact, I kind of based my character on that one nurse you had, so thanks for that. Anyway, congrats on the 6 years!"

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    That was from Edie. She doesn't party too much anymore. She's working the 12 Steps now. But back in the day she used to toss back the martinis and once she got so wasted she told me what that Sopranos finale really meant. But I can't tell. She would kill me. LIke "body found in the Meadowlands." For real.


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