Broken lawnmower

> When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to
> me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something
> else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always
> something more important to me.
>
> Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
>
> When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
> busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
>
> I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
>
> I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a
> toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might
> as well sweep the side walk."
>
> The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
>
> Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
> the other is a husband..