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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2015

    The 24th is the 20th anniversary of her 60th birthday!! We are going to P A R T A Y!!!

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  • Lucy55
    Lucy55 Member Posts: 3,044
    edited April 2015

    Slow.. Should we run with the Ducky theme or The Mile High Theme for the party??

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  • M0mmyof3
    M0mmyof3 Member Posts: 9,696
    edited April 2015

    Either one, just make all of my drinks with no booze, will be on meds from the surgery

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2015

    I think we should let her partner in crime decide the theme!!

    Virgin drinks for Mommy!!

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  • Lucy55
    Lucy55 Member Posts: 3,044
    edited April 2015

    Yes she should.. FK where are you?? We need you.. You have a party to organize !!

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  • zjrosenthal
    zjrosenthal Member Posts: 2,026
    edited April 2015

    Ok, hi all. New here after surgery in August, five months of chemo, second surgery and now one week from finishing rads. I really need some comic relief so I'll start by sharing one of my cancer songs.

    To the tune of Jingle bells

    Chmo drugs, chemo drugs dripping thru my veins.

    Wiping put those cancer cells so I'll be well again

    Chemo drugs, chemo drugs nausea oh what glee

    I don't care take all my hair just save my life for me

    It continues but I don't want to be kicked off from my first post.

    BTW, I'm a lumpectomy gal and since my tumor was at 12 o'clock high and my breasts at my age are at 6 o'clock low, my scar sits a few inches above my boob. Kinda kool. Now if they could just move my port to the left to fill in were rhe tumor dent is you'd never know I had surgery. Teehee. ...Love, Jean

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited April 2015

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    Plenty of silly hens around here Jean. Go back to the beginning and have a read, its such a laugh.


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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 8,046
    edited April 2015

    good morning

    Hi newbee from NY..

    Proud to say I'm from Brooklyn...born and raised there till I retired

    Now I'm in PA

    So how is everyone doin on this beautiful Sat.morning?

    Been having problems with this site but today so far I'm good

    If it continues I will be back later

    Xo firekracker..

    Auto correct...u stink

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  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 13,369
    edited April 2015

    Hi Jean.............

    Let me ;introduce myself.....I am Ducky......I am the smartest, prettiest, oldest, funniest, sexiest, lady on this thread.........I am a member of the Mile High Club, and have my own Pilot....LOL, so ya'll come back now ya hear.......imageimage

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  • Gina4h
    Gina4h Member Posts: 98
    edited April 2015

    The US Finally Admits Cannabis Kills Cancer Cells

    Thank goodness! This cements my decision to hang out on the patio eating marijuana chocolate chip cookies. Sorry ladies, I'd pass the pipe with you but it took me too many years to quite smoking. It's been over 4 years, but don't want to tempt fate. I'll willing share cookies though. Munch munch...

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  • Lucy55
    Lucy55 Member Posts: 3,044
    edited April 2015

    GIna.. Can I come over to your place for morning tea.?? :-)

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  • Nomatterwhat
    Nomatterwhat Member Posts: 587
    edited April 2015

    Welcome Jean!!!  Good to see you again. Get ready to laugh, laugh and laugh some more!!!  These ladies are hysterical.  Got to watch out for FK, she has some badass brooms!!!  And Ducky, WOW!!!!!, she is priceless!!!

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  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 13,369
    edited April 2015

    Hi Nomatter..........how are you girlfriend...........good to see you here.........although I think I was the one who was a slacker posting on here for a while.....

    imageNow aren't you all just thrilled I'm back........LMAO..........

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  • Nomatterwhat
    Nomatterwhat Member Posts: 587
    edited April 2015

    Oh Ducky, you have not idea how truly amazing you are!!! I found this site during the darkest times of my journey and have laughed until I have cried reading this page.  You ladies always lift my spirits, even on the crappiest of days and for that I just love all of you to pieces. 

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 8,046
    edited April 2015

    who put up that think about

    U no what kills cancer

    I believe in it 100%

    Where do u live?my broom is ready...

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  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 13,369
    edited April 2015

    Nomatter.............whaever it takes girlfriend..............whatever it takes................laughter is good for the "soul".........

    I had no idea what "true" friends were until I came here..........could not go a day without checking to make sure my friends here are all ok............

    Love you all...........image

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2015

    Welcome Jean!! This is a fun thread.

    Gina, I hear it's also good in brownies.

    Not that I would know anything about that though!

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  • M0mmyof3
    M0mmyof3 Member Posts: 9,696
    edited April 2015

    Jean,

    I'm the youngest nut of the bunch and I bid you welcome!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2015

    Mommy you stole my youngest crown!! I am no longer the baby of the bunch!!

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  • M0mmyof3
    M0mmyof3 Member Posts: 9,696
    edited April 2015

    ha ha

    Always hated being the youngest

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  • zjrosenthal
    zjrosenthal Member Posts: 2,026
    edited April 2015

    Well I'm the youngest 71yr old so there! Anyone else have great grandkids?

    image Here's mine! She hates bows (and cancer). Love, Jean

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  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 13,369
    edited April 2015

    imageimageZ................I will be 80 next week, and I have 6 kids, 18 grandchildren, and 5 great-grandchildren, and another due in July..........

    The 2 on the far right are twins..Isabella and Grayson...and the baby is their sister...that is Mila...in the middle is their cousin....her name is Shea.......the newborn with the blanket is a boy, and he is 6 weeks old......his name is Bobby........I am blessed...........

    The new bundle of joy coming in July is another "GIRL"...........

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited April 2015

    Morning all.

    Loads of grand babies around here. Have two in Ontario and one due here.

    Must say I am the crazy Kiwi around here and I am mother hen being the most sensible. But I am not a great mother cause I have absolutely no control over the henhouse. Maybe because of smoking asparagus.

    Anyway where is it I need a few puffs before I get up.

    Puff puff

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2015

    She is a cutie pie Jean. You're all so lucky!!

    I keep telling my kids to forget everything I've taught them and start having some grand babies out of wedlock. hahaha By the time they get married I'll be pushing up daisies!!

    So cute Ducky that they are wearing matching outfits!!

    Alyson....you puffed, puffed but didn't pass!!! Shame on you!! :)

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited April 2015

    Gee Slow, you caught me hiding it. Puff puff pass.

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  • Lucy55
    Lucy55 Member Posts: 3,044
    edited April 2015

    Ducky and Jean.. The Grand-babies are all beautiful..

    Slow.. I'm Happy to share my tribe with you. Little ones can never have too many grand-parents 😃

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  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 13,369
    edited April 2015

    Yes the girls were all dressed alike........the Moms had the same fabric in their dresses.it was really cute

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  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 13,369
    edited April 2015

    Last one I promise this is them all in' their matching outfits.....my other twin grandaugher was still inside.image

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  • mjh1
    mjh1 Member Posts: 445
    edited April 2015


    Jean - welcome.  we guarantee you'll never stop laughing.  you're great granddaughter is precious but she should be wearing a big pink bow in honor of you.

    Ducky - you may have some competition with the newbie in the photo department.

    Gina - Fed Ex me a tin of those ASAP

    Slow - you can still get your leg up that high??

    Alyson - sometimes you just gotta let the hens loose

    Tomboy - you still at the beach?

    Hello my favorite Kiwi

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2015

    That's adorable Ducky. Matching adults!!

    I love all the photos. I could look at photos all day long.

    mjh, heck no!! I'm lucky I can walk. hahahaha

    I don't think I've ever seen Tomboy post to this thread.

    Alyson, Yay!!

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