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  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 6,398
    edited April 2015


    Fia:  this is hysterical and it is ONLY the beginning!  Will there be pics???   hahahaha,, I'm no floozie,, I live in jeans and tee shirts!  Maybe I should look for leopard print leggings?  But I'd only mess them up in the garden.  Off to hack at the last holly bush before work time. Back later.

    **waving**

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  • Ariom
    Ariom Member Posts: 6,197
    edited April 2015

    Morning all, beautiful day here, but it is Bec's last day, she goes home tomorrow. We had planned the day on the boat, but now something else, gearbox?, has a problem so can't take her out today. Just between us, I don't think Bec gives a toss, she's happy to just sit and do nothing, work has been so hectic, she needed a rest.

    Glad you like the house porn!

    Can't wait for the dinner update and what CT wore, for the occasion.

    Back later...M x

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  • ldesim
    ldesim Member Posts: 1,333
    edited April 2015

    Cheese and breadcrumbs? Hmm.. I don't know about that... can't wait to hear what dad is like. Yes, you should have had your mother come, but I think it's going to be hilarious regardless. I wonder what animal CT is wearing today. Part of me feels bad for her too.. I'm feeling a bit like a bully.. she might not have had a lot of guidance. I'm remembering DP asking if anybody taught us to be a woman.. and I think she was taught different things (like animal prints)

    Dawny and M, I am loving the photo porn :) Now all the rest of you know why I want to go back to Australia so bad.. it's just breathtaking.

    Glennie, hope you didn't overdo it to much in the garden today. Yes, I think you should do your gardening in leopard skin leggings lol :)



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  • ldesim
    ldesim Member Posts: 1,333
    edited April 2015

    omg and I just caught that there is a compound visit tomorrow.. another thing to look forward to... are DS and hair going too?


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  • Ariom
    Ariom Member Posts: 6,197
    edited April 2015

    Hi ldesim! I am hanging for more "compound" stories too. I am so fascinated by the "stoners" I want more!

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  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 6,398
    edited April 2015


    L:  I'm sure you are right, Hair probably didn't have a lot of guidance. But we can still laugh about it from afar.  I do not think I'll be gardening in leopard print leggings though. 

    I can't believe it is Bec's last day already.  That went fast.

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  • ldesim
    ldesim Member Posts: 1,333
    edited April 2015

    Hi M! I'm sorry Bec's visit is over so soon... I hope she had a lovely restful time. Will she be back in July?

    How's the garden looking Glennie?

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  • Fiaranch1
    Fiaranch1 Member Posts: 328
    edited April 2015

    Dinner Update..................... Have to type fast as the are still here .....................

    First OMFG ............ I cannot take pictures Glennie as they are all on the oversize couch CT looks like a WALRUS. ................ I made the sourdough bread and home made butter I swear CT ate half of the loaf............... Here is a quick blow by blow

    Chicken - 30 cloves of garlic and bloody.........................

    Asparagus raw and she forgot to cut off the woody ends

    Pumpkin Soup - Fair but there were chunky things that I could not recognize

    Eclair Cake - Hair sprayed a whole bottle of readi whip on top 2 hours before serving and then could not understand why the shit melted then tried to cover it up with dark chocolate syrup

    HAIR's father looks like a troll and weighs about 90 lbs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, My mind went a little nuts at dinner when I was picturing him and CT naked................ WELL I had to think about something as I was scared to eat the food...............good lord bloody chicken ........... Then both parents acted like it was the best thing they ever ate.....................

    Had to take the mother to costco today and was told "well I will fill you in tomorrow but people are sleeping with each other " OMG I can hardly wait............... so what ,it is not enough to get stoned, and drunk and wear all of your jewelry at once.............All I need to find out now is that there are orgies with the 80 and over crowd !!!!!

    Gotta go now .....................Stay tuned for the compound update tomorrow

    PS: CT has on hot pink leggings with glitter...................... DISGUSTING 4 stomachs covered in PEPTO BISMOL (spelling) and GLITTER .................

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  • ldesim
    ldesim Member Posts: 1,333
    edited April 2015

    OMFG, I can't even see the screen with the tears in my eyes!!!!!!! hahah.. he's 90 lbs and she's bustin out of pink spandex... did she have camel toe? Poor hair. I kinda feel bad.. it sounds like she went to a lot of trouble... WTF with 30 cloves of garlic??? I hope nobody ate it if it was bloody... redi whip two hours before serving and probably sitting in the warm kitchen... priceless.

    I cannot WAIT to hear about the compound orgies!!



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  • ldesim
    ldesim Member Posts: 1,333
    edited April 2015

    Were they like these? image Hmmm... probably dad would have fit in those... or these maybe?

    image

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  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 6,398
    edited April 2015


    I am laughing,,, but OMG,, poor Hair,, she tried!!  She tried!!  We must give her credit for trying!  I hope no one gets sick from bloody chicken.

    and compound orgies,,, I am staying tuned for that!    Orgy stories on Easter,,, oh my,,,,,

    Garden is coming along slowly,,,, it is not veggie garden,, only plants and flowers.  And I've convinced my neighbor to get rid of the horrible prickly hollies that encroach on my front area,, so I spent the last 3 days hacking them down to stumps,, now for someone to pull stumps out of the ground for me.  I enjoy being outside very much,,, WAY better than sitting in front of computer that I must do for work.  Researching about rain barrels now,,,, in between orders,, as work is rather slow on Easter Eve

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  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 6,398
    edited April 2015


    i posted,, and then I saw those pics!  OMG,,,, there are just no words for those,,, those,,, things,,,,,,

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  • ldesim
    ldesim Member Posts: 1,333
    edited April 2015

    I want to get a rain barrel too.. was thinking about it the other day.

    Oh sorry Glennie.. this is more your style....

    image

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  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 6,398
    edited April 2015


    yeah, totally,, that's me,,,,  will wear to yoga,   **snort**

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  • Ariom
    Ariom Member Posts: 6,197
    edited April 2015

    OMFG! I knew this would be worth waiting for. Bloody hell, there is no chance of getting sick from that bloody chicken, with all that Garlic, shit, it will kill anything and then some! LOL

    Bec and I are dying laughing, from the description of peewee and CT and the Pepto Bismo colored leggings!

    I can't wait to hear about the Compund shennanigans. Colin's Grandfather joined an elderly citizens club, after his wife passed and let me tell you, there was plenty of action and bed hopping going on there. He was one of very few men, so he was in high demand, if you get my meaning. He even married again, at about 76!

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  • ldesim
    ldesim Member Posts: 1,333
    edited April 2015

    Here comes Peter Cottontail.. hopping down the bunny trail, hippity hoppity.... I'm off to bed.. Happy Easter.... I am not going to think about or FFS dream about.. seniors bed hopping.... *shudders*.

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  • Wren44
    Wren44 Member Posts: 8,585
    edited April 2015

    Hair's cooking sounds only slightly worse than mine. I would not have attempted such a complex meal.

    Want to show you the cherry tree porn on our side street. They are planted on both sides of the street for about 9 blocks and all bloom at once.

    image

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  • Fiaranch1
    Fiaranch1 Member Posts: 328
    edited April 2015

    Idesim,


    Ok they were the pepto color of the 2nd pair and sparkly like that BUT.................Picture them 8-10 sizes bigger..........NOW picture a large camel toe ........................NOW imagine that some one shot her with a paint ball gun all over with BRIGHT SPARKLING GOLD GLITTER.......................... Yup it was that bad...........

    Wren gorgeous Cherry tree porn

    Glennie you are right . HAIR did try ................. but I am torn sometimes I feel sorry for her as obviously no one taught her a thing. Then sometimes I think she pays dumb to get attention and whatever she wants. Lately though I am thinking she is just "several fries short of a happy meal".

    Where the hell is Bobo ? we need updates

    M glad you and Bec had a great visit.

    Ok now I have had too much coffee and I cannot sleep. or maybe its just the anticipation of what the hell this "Compound Brunch" is going to bring....................Now I am scared to eat that food as well........... May be they will serve rice pudding with Viagra sprinkles !!

    On another note do you all think you get any warning before you lose it ? or does it just happen? At minimum I at least have a mild case of tourettes syndrome................


    Good night all .......................I will report in tomorrow

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  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 6,398
    edited April 2015


    Wren: those cherry trees were beautiful!  There's lovely photos on another thread,, maybe the gardening thread,,, a woman who lives in Japan posted several pics.  Those trees are so pretty.  I'd love to see them in person one day.

    Fia:  yeah,, I can see you are torn.  She did try,,,, but no one taught her to cook, and somehow she learned to act dumb so she could get people to do things for her.  No one taught her that being an independent woman is the way to go! And it's not easy to overcome crazy parents.  You need a couple of good influences along the way to guide you.

    Anxiously awaiting news of the compound brunch!

    **waving to all**    it rained here last night. So plants are happy. Going to put the shrimp plant in the ground now. Back later.

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  • ldesim
    ldesim Member Posts: 1,333
    edited April 2015

    Shrimp plant??? 

    Fia, eat before you go to brunch, there is no telling what is in that food... at least you don't have to worry about pregnancies.

    wren, that is beautiful and they must be stunning lining the street.

    on our way to grandma's house... then my mother's. .. they only live a couple of blocks from each other but don't speak, so we have to equally divide our time between the two.... fun fun fun! !!

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  • Zillsnot4me
    Zillsnot4me Member Posts: 2,687
    edited April 2015

    Poor Fia. Hanging on for more episodes:)

    Beautiful trees. How do they smell?

    We got 6" of rain the two days I was gone. Floods. Muddy puddles. Sunny so managed to hunt eggs outside.

    Didn't make it to sunrise at 7 but mass at 8. Kids were great.

    Don't you all have an extension office in your county? We have both ag and home. They test soil, conduct master gardening classes, have rain barrel workshops, answer all kinds of questions home and yard. Type in name of your county and extension office. Great resource.

    Very simple menu. Ham, fresh FL corn on the cob, roasted asparagus. No dessert:( figured Irish chocolate enough. Will have macaroni salad and deviled eggs tomorrow. Have to dye them today.

    Happy Easter!

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  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 6,398
    edited April 2015


    Happy Easter everyone!  Awaiting brunch report!

    Shrimp plant is so called cuz the flowers are kinda shrimp shaped. Will post pic in a min.

    My friend got rain barrel from IFAS, kind of like county extension,,, they are having a plant sale on May 16th and will have rain barrels then.  I missed their big rain barrel workshop in Feb. Hoping they might have a booth at the big art festival next weekend.

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  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 6,398
    edited April 2015

    today's little project. Planted the shrimp plant, the one with the yellow flowers and put down the brick border. image

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  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 6,398
    edited April 2015

    happy Easter from Bunny Ava. image

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  • Spookiesmom
    Spookiesmom Member Posts: 9,568
    edited April 2015

    Don't think she's happy about those ears!! Do you have security bars on the windows?


    Trees are so pretty!!

    Wondered how you were with all the rain in your area. Lville looked pretty soggy.

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  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 6,398
    edited April 2015


    She doesn't mind the ears at all. She is missing teeth so her tongue hangs out a lot. Yes, there are security bars on the windows,,, the place came like that.

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  • Wren44
    Wren44 Member Posts: 8,585
    edited April 2015

    Ava is the most adorable bunny ever!

    Fla, Can't wait for further installments.

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  • Fiaranch1
    Fiaranch1 Member Posts: 328
    edited April 2015

    Glennie - Great Ears and shrimp plant .............. Ok all here is the Compound Brunch Update . There is no way I can remember everything but here are the highlights ................

    First

    TM= The Mother Speaking

    M= Me Speaking


    TM - Well on Friday we had to go to this mandatory meeting for 3 hours and sign our names saying we would follow the rules or they would kick us out

    M- Meeting about what

    TM- Mostly Sex and doing it right

    M- Doing sex right ?

    TM- Yup and Porn

    M- There is a right way to do porn?

    TM- No about not looking it up on those 4 free computers in the library .All the people need to use them and there are these 2 perverts that hog the machines and look up pictures of naked people. But I have my own computer and can look up what I want . Last week I looked up that senior dating site thingy and those dudes are all wrinkled .

    M- What so you mean doing sex right ?

    TM- Well last week these 2 were doing it and this big woman fell out of the bed and broke her hip. So the wrinkled guy called 911 and when the paramedics got there they were both still naked. I told my friend Orma that they should have not taken off all their clothes just in case something happened . But I got free condoms .

    M- Wth do you mean you got free condoms, at the meeting you mean ?

    TM- Yeah they were giving out free boxes of condoms. So since they were free I took them

    M- Ok what do you need them for ?

    TM - Cigarettes

    M- Cigarettes , what do you mean

    TM- I can probably trade them for cigarettes at the end of the month . We all live on very fixed incomes here you know

    M- You are trading for shit , like they do in prison ?

    TM - Well this might as well be a prison. We all call it the holding tank as we are all being held here until we die anyway

    M- Well you are not dying and are still active .........

    TM- Yeah I am on to them and I am just going to do what I want to to , with who I want

    M- So who are you sleeping with ?

    TM- No one , you see any of these old wrinkled dudes you would want? They can't even dance . But there are some nice lesbians here .

    M- So now after all these years you are a lesbian?

    TM- No but you never know about anything until you try it . Hell I am 82 who knows what I might try while I still have time

    M- So what else did they say at the meeting ?

    TM- They said if you are screwing and can't get out of the bed to use the call button

    M- They did not really mean that , did they ?

    TM- Hell I don't know , I can still get out of the damn bed so I am not worried about it

    M- Ok so what are you doing the rest of the day

    TM - Playing covert bingo at 2pm

    M- What is covert bingo ?

    TM- Well it is against their rules to play for money like we used to before they caught us ............So now we play for cookies

    M- What kind of cookies?

    TM- Don't ask me that and then make me tell you something you don't want to know. I am not driving so I hope I win today

    M- Ok I am leaving now as I have crap to do

    TM- Ok but you have to stop by the office and sign a paper first

    M- Paper for what ?

    TM - A paper that says if I am having sex and cannot get out of the damn bed that I will press the call button I guess


    So I stopped at the office on the way out but one was there .......................


    Oh well I hope that if I live to be 82 I have half of her energy !!!


    HAPPY EASTER ALL !


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  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 6,398
    edited April 2015


    LMAO!!   Your Mom is a pip!!  That was hysterical.  I will be reading this again when I need a laugh!  Thanks, Fia!!

    I hope I have her energy too at 82.

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  • Spookiesmom
    Spookiesmom Member Posts: 9,568
    edited April 2015

    Geez, no wonder my mom wasn't happy at her nursing home. Wasn't anything like that!!

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