Three Condoms.....

>
> A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:
> "Hello, could you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for
>dinner
> and I think she is expecting something from me!"
>
> The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out,
> he returns and tells him:
> "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute
>too.
> She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me
> and I think she expects something from me too."
> The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he
>turns back and says:
> "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is
>still pretty cute
> and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she
>invited me for dinner,
> I think she is expecting something from me!! "
> During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,
>the sister on his right
> and the mom facing him.
> When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying:
> "Dear Lord, bless this dinner...thank you for all you give us...!!!"
> A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
>kindness..."
> Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.
> The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more
>than the others.
> She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didn't know you
>were so religious!!!"
> The boy replies :"I didn't know your dad was the pharmacist!!!"



Hugs.....
Candi