Getting into shape

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75lbs. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do that, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he called them up and subscribed
to the 3-day/ 10 pound weight loss program.

The next day there was a knock on his door, and when he
answered, there stood before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady dressed in nothing but air, some Nike running shoes, and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign read, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"

Without a second thought he took off after her. A few miles
later, huffing and puffing, he finally caught her and got the action he was hoping for. After they were through and she left, he thought to himself, "I like the way this company does business!"

The same girl showed up for the next two days and the same thing happened. On the fourth day, he weighed himself and was delighted to find he had lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound
program. The next day there was a knock on the door and there stood the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that read, "If you catch me, you can have me."

He was out the door after her like a shot. This girl was in
excellent shape and it took him a while to catch her, but when he did, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happened. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighed himself and found he had lost another 20 lbs, as promised.

He decided to go for broke and called the company to order the 7-day/ 50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asked the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replied, "I haven't felt this good in years"

The next day there was a knock at the door and when he opened it he found a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that read, "If I catch you, you're mine."