F$)(/ing neighbors part 2, contains curse words!

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Well, the firework dumbf--ks settled down, and now we have the pyromaniacs next door. The woman was fine, quiet and works alot. Never a problem. Now, here comes DeeDeeDee, the unemployed, marathon smoking (pot and cigs), idiot boyfriend. And it smells like the cheapest, most nasty pot ever. I mean, have some respect for the leaf! Why, oh why, does this only happen to me?

Oh, they both have hideous, neverending smokers coughs, and are always out there hackin up their lungs. Now the dumf--k boyfriend, lets call him Hacky, starts fire in their backyard day and night, listen, there is an actual skill level in starting fires, at least a good burning one, NOT a smoky, vile mess. hacky, being stooooopid as the day is long, misses this, though my DH has told him. So now, I am just calling the law each time Hacky lets his firebug out. Fires are not allowed here, only can do if cooking. And naturally, I will be the bad guy and likely incur white trash revenge simply for not wanting to inhale the equivalant of a forest fire. How dare I!

Stoooopid!!! Asshole!!!!

so again, here I am, with asshole renter neighbors, only slightly less offensive than the last one, a sexual pervert woman that made advances towards me, (no thanks skank), now with cancer and in tx, dealing with mental defectives AGAIN.

If I do survive till age 55, I am first into the age restricted communities. I know there are assholes everywhere but I am soooooooo over white trash. At least a better level of assholes would be nice.

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  • SelenaWolf
    SelenaWolf Member Posts: 1,724
    edited January 2015

    "And it smells like the cheapest, most nasty pot ever."

    My batshitcrazy-neighbours-from-Hell smoke really cheap weed that smell like skunk. I kid you not. It's disgusting.

  • tangandchris
    tangandchris Member Posts: 1,855
    edited January 2015

    That is called skunk weed lol!!

    I'm so thankful for decent neighbors for now, I've been there done that with idiots.

  • carpe_diem
    carpe_diem Member Posts: 1,256
    edited January 2015

    My neighborhood in Texas turned rapidly to renters, but we stayed there because the location was convenient to work. At the end we had a family with seven boys and a basketball hoop across from us who hung out in our driveway and front yard and mouthed off when asked to move. The parents were worse. One next door neighbor with obnoxious yappy dogs who left "presents" all over our lawn finally moved, and I was so relieved that I put up with the weekly yard sales of the next tenant (two a year was legal) and having cars blocking my driveway. The pleasantest neighbors were the two group homes across the street!

    My solution was to move back to New York for retirement. I have a lovely view of Cayuga Lake and the best neighbors ever. The cancer is still there, but my stress level is way, way down.

  • Bippy625
    Bippy625 Member Posts: 890
    edited January 2015

    Thank you ladies well, I feel all your pain.

    dipshits got angry just now, of course, when the law came crackin down on their dumb asses. I heard her exclaim, "why the fuck didnt you just come over and ask me". Well, c u next tuesday, we did that and your response was a shrug and, "sorry, cant control the wind." So, you may not control the wind, but the fire dept controls you!!!!

    Dipshits miss the issue, being that properly constructed and maintained fires do not Smoke out the entire hood. Proper fires with good wood do not smoke like crazy. If you burned it RIGHT, I could care less, as I would not even notice. We have had hundreds of backyard fires with never any complaints. Because we are not stooopid. But also, we have a hose handy and sand too, all precautions taken. You know, like responsible human beings.

    So now, I am the enemy and bad guy for ruining their fun. Well, may I be frank? FUCK them! I have been thru chemo, they do not scare me. I will call each and every hour if I must, now, for spite. Do not screw with a woman that just got her tits cut OFF.

  • labelle
    labelle Member Posts: 721
    edited January 2015

    I'm sure these are cathartic for you to write and they sure are fun for me to read, but I'm truly sorry your neighbors are such dicks. I liked part one too, LOL.

  • Meadow
    Meadow Member Posts: 2,007
    edited January 2015

    Bippy so sorry! you have cracked me up! I have to say I got a kick out of every word. Dont mess with a woman who has had her tits cut off Ha! Maybe you can make nicey nicey with them, you know try the "flies like honey" thing, and work your magic on them. Where can I read part one....!

  • Bippy625
    Bippy625 Member Posts: 890
    edited January 2015

    LOL, my DH is a Sagitarious, the fire sign. It is just insulting for morons to ruin the sacred beauty of a fire to him.

    I think manure actually attracts more flies, maybe some of that on their door? :)

    At least they are marginally better than the ahole that opened a scrapyard there, and hired dirtbags from craigslist to work for room and board. All of them with lengthy criminal records. Doing meth and grinding down stolen metal at all hours. Screaming at top volume every fleeting thought as a normal pattern of speech. Fighting constantlywith equally dirtbag family/landlord/strangers in the front yard.

    Not to mention the things that other renters have done here, over 20 years: drunken couple fistfighting, running naked, drinking and passing out on the street, the neo nazi assholes that had a gang on the corner, the illegals with the vicious pittbull they let loose, the other drunks and variety of miscreants. The neverending bootycalls for the dumb bimbo, on the other side, all different, but all shitfaced and all arriving noisily at 2:15 am. The list goes on and on.

    Jeez, you would think this is a real trailer trash strewn place, where I live, except it is not. Nice single family homes, great location, excellent schools, mostly nice working folks, not rich, but middle class. Just one bonehead is all it takes to ruin it. We have no deed restrictions here, but the next place will have them, at least some. I used to be a live and let live type, but I am gettin too old for this shit.


  • baywatcher
    baywatcher Member Posts: 532
    edited January 2015

    Hey Bippy- Just wondering if you have any relationship with the owners of the property that rent to these creeps? Maybe if you let the owners know how their tenants are affecting your life, they would be more careful who they select as tenants. It's worth a try. It worked for me.


  • owlwatcher
    owlwatcher Member Posts: 130
    edited January 2015

    you are so right it doesn't matter if the house or location is amazing it is about who are the neighbors.

  • Bippy625
    Bippy625 Member Posts: 890
    edited January 2015

    hi baywatcher, good idea, been there done that with the original owner and it did work. But the house is in foreclosure limbo of the worst kind-the dude bought it at the height, then signed over to some con artist that convinced him he could wipe out the mortgage for him. Duh! Well, our only hope is that some day it is unearthed, foreclosed and sold to decent folks. This file is somewhere in a box, in a warehouse, and the bank was Countrywide. It is a fiasco of stellar proportions. And the con artist is an unbalanced alcoholic that purportedly accepted blow jobs in lieu of rent from the skank. He is married, naturally. He has no interest in doing the right thing.

    Meadow, LOL, part one is on this board, a few months ago. :)

    Owlwatcher, that is what I am told too, but I sure would not mind having an acre or two, with a nice modular on it, in a semi deed restricted hood. Down here we have lots of wealthy folks with dirtbag kids, and they inherit the homes and wreak havoc in the very best places! Trust fund babies with an urge to party and no spending limits


  • MsPharoah
    MsPharoah Member Posts: 1,034
    edited January 2015

    bibby, I love the power you have with words. However entertaining your descriptions are to me, I profoundly sympathize with you. Maybe firebug will burn down the house?

    MsP

  • MelissaDallas
    MelissaDallas Member Posts: 7,268
    edited January 2015

    Bippy, I am nominating you as an honorary Texan. That is an awesome rant

  • DoggieBytes
    DoggieBytes Member Posts: 100
    edited January 2015

    Sorry for the extra stress at a time you don't need it.....but reading this made me smile because I'm in the same zone:

    "I have been thru chemo, they do not scare me. I will call each and every hour if I must, now, for spite. Do not screw with a woman that just got her tits cut OFF."

    ;-)


    Love your spirit andwishing you peace too.

  • Bippy625
    Bippy625 Member Posts: 890
    edited January 2015

    you guys are the bestest! i wish we all lived in the same hood, imagine, neighbors treating one another with kindness and consideration! I complain here as it is safe and maybe humor helps to diffuse my anger. It is so very frustrating to be treated like you just do not even matter, so long as they get to do whatever they want. I should take video of their next smokefest (you know it is gonna happen), and the ensuing meltdown, after I call the po po again, and post it on youtube. Maybe send the link to her supervisor, where they really, really frown upon any type of criminal or even questionable behavior. Not my style, but.....really have lost any fear of confrontation, thanks to cancer. I am hoping for it to be honest. Think anything you can say can make my life worse? Want to physically attack a cancer patient? Give it a shot, Ellie May Firebug Clampett. Be my f($):g guest. Oh, just because I am a cancer patient does not mean I will hesitate to kick your ass. Do not mistake my illness for weakness. You would not know it from my manner and appearance, (well maybe these posts are showing it) butI come from very long line of West Virginia backwoods hillbillies. Super white trash, quick with the fists. Men who went into coal mines ON PURPOSE and women who were frequently pregnant against their will by age 13. Calm, normal, nice? Never knew it till I moved away from it at 16. I've risen above it that, however......genetics and DNA are very strong. I feel it just below the surface, wanting to come out.

    You know it ain't ovah!


  • CassieCat
    CassieCat Member Posts: 1,257
    edited January 2015

    Oh, bippy, I just had to come over and find these posts. I'm laughing and pissed off for you, all at the same time. :)

  • Ariom
    Ariom Member Posts: 6,197
    edited January 2015

    Hey Bippy, you have what we call a "Fantastic turn of phrase!" I could read your writing, all night. That's not to say I don't feel for you, with these painful neighbors, I hope they move away!

  • Bippy625
    Bippy625 Member Posts: 890
    edited January 2015

    Awwwww you guys are so sweet! Nice to hear for a wanna be memoir writer. Humor has always been my friend, defense and sanctuary. Never more than now. I promise not to curse as much in the book! And the cover aint gonna be pink

  • goodprognosis
    goodprognosis Member Posts: 251
    edited January 2015

    Bippy.  Fantastic stuff, getting it all off your chest - so to speak Winking.  Those people really are selfish sh..s!

    I think you need Boyd Crowder - from the series Justified to pay a call on them.  He's known for his way with words.  He could say something like....weeelllll nooowwww, I'm afrait you've gone and put your neighbours in quite a predicament here. Being, that if they ever see another one of your God Damned yard fire fiasco situations again, they're going to have to put some decent dry tinder on it themselves - and you guys look all dried up and knotty enough to burn like firecracker hell !!!! You becoming au fait with my meaning? etc.etc.  Only he'd say it better.

    I can only hope they get theirs some day.  And hope we all live long enough to see it.

    Yes, you guessed it - another bad neighbour sufferer here, but gritting my teeth and living with it.  Good luck...

  • Bippy625
    Bippy625 Member Posts: 890
    edited January 2015

    Goodprognosis! i have yet to see it, which is odd as I LOVE me some Timothy Olyphant! I love your idea. Ah gotta git me a Texas drawllllll.....

    I hesitate to write it but no problems since.....uh oh. Better check my tires for nails

  • goodprognosis
    goodprognosis Member Posts: 251
    edited August 2016

    Bippy.  Yes, I love that man Timothy as well ! - that is until I totally fell in love with Walton Goggins who plays Boyd in the series .  As a friend of mine loves to say he's "sex on legs"...... You've got to see it - Justified that is.  There's no excuse.  I think it's set in Kentucky.  I'm all the way over in Ireland and can't get enough of it. 

    Hope you've a good day's rest from your friends next door...


     

  • SelenaWolf
    SelenaWolf Member Posts: 1,724
    edited January 2015

    goodprognosis... ROTFLMAO!!! OMG, you caught Boyd Crowder beautifully! Thanks for the hearty laugh!


  • 208sandy
    208sandy Member Posts: 2,610
    edited January 2015

    Bippy - loved your rant(s) - I had the same neighbours upstairs from me for four years - smoked the worst weed ever and flipped live cig butts over their balcony onto mine - they were the worst - finally got evicted for non-payment of rent (it took management two years to dislodge them as husband was classified as disabled - yup, practicing alcoholic disabled) - I had just moved from a lovely home into a high rise after my bc and my dh's passing so it was quite unsettling to say the least - it's so quiet upstairs now I can actually hear my TV when it's on low volume! As for Justified - love that Tim Olyphant - he can leave cracker crumbs in my bed anytime!!!

  • Bippy625
    Bippy625 Member Posts: 890
    edited January 2015

    sandy, goodprog and selena,

    Ok, I am totally watching justified from start to finish!

    At least my rage has subsided now that firebugs have stopped and you all have shared similar awful experiences. Somehow, it helps! We need to form a like minded community, some can have condos on the beach, some can have acres with homes or new nice modulars, but we all respect each others space. And we all visit in the town square for festivities. I would grow medicinal marijuana on my farm and it is free for all BC gals! Funny, that. I quit,over 20 years ago, and during chemo it was the only thing that came close to stopping the constant nausea. And.... my onco RECOMMENDED it! Thank goodness for my sweet nephew and his connections to medical quality weed. I am now an advocate.


  • goodprognosis
    goodprognosis Member Posts: 251
    edited January 2015

    Bippy.  Sounds like an idea - all living around the same area - but on one condition...  That I was entitled to run off anyone who annoyed me and give them an ass full of buckshot without any questions asked!.  You see, I'm a contrary critter.

    You do know of course that we could get some of that medical quality weed from the very same Boyd Crowder! I would, naturally, want it delivered to my house personally by 'the man himself'...

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