Warm & fuzzy owls, goats, kitties, dogs, birds ETC. PICS &LINKS

For Sassy and all other nurses, past, present and future

Wow so many good ones!

I think the giant cat is a Maine Coon.

Chevy sent plastic spoons to a crafty friend.

I particularly identify with that post about when you are singing along with a song and the artist gets the words wrong. Glad to know I'm not the only one...

I Like Retirement !!!

Question: How many days in a week?

Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday and you know when it'sSunday that's when the heavy paper comes

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?

Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep in the recliner .

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?

Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?

Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?

Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question:Among retirees what is considered formal attire?

Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?

Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?

Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?

Answer: Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?

Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?

Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?

Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

And, my very favorite....

QUESTION: What do you do all week?

Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

Now, I think you're supposed to share this with 5 or 6, maybe 10 others.

Oh heck, give it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are!

Always Remember This: You don't stop laughing because you grow old,

You grow old because you stop laughing...