Doggie Diet.... Too Funny....

I got this in my email this morning and I choked with laughter and gave myself a headrush so I figured I must share it here as its way funny......


I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow at Wal-Mart and was in line to
> check out.
> A woman behind me asked if I had a dog...
>
> On impulse, I told her no, that I was just starting The Purina Diet again.
> I went on to say that I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the
> hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive
> care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I
> told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works
> is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
> every time you feel hungry. The food has been proven to be nutritionally
> complete, and I did lose weight on the diet, so I was going to try it again.
>
> I have to mention here that practically ever yone in the line was by now
> enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her.
>
> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
> poisoned me.
>
> I told her no, I was sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
>
> I thought the guy behind her was going to split a gut or wet his pants...


Big Hugs.....
Candi