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chellebell66
chellebell66 Member Posts: 31
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
raging
> violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man
prayed,
>
> "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
>
> Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
> across
> in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
>
> After witnessing that, the second man prayed,
>
> "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."
>
> Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
was
> able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
>
> Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
"God,
> please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross
the
> river.
>
> Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred
> yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
>
> GO AHEAD! SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN
WHO
> CAN HANDLE IT!

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