OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

Monis, I'm not as witty as the rest of them, but they put up with me anyway

sounds like duckys not giving up her prettiest, funniest, smartest, oldest, sexiest crown.

Hell no.............do you know what I had to go through to earn that crown......LOL

Ok............I surrender it, but Mon you have to promise to stay, or the crown comes back to me .LOL>>

Slow.........how's this I had a spare........

It's yours honey it's yours............wear it well................

Duckyb1, Leave Nature alone!  I've never had 8 snow days off in the 20 years of teaching except this year! Having one off tomorrow in March is totally unbelievable .  Can you believe this year?   With the SE from the AL, this has been so welcome for me.  Nature is looking out for me. 

Hey Dwill................Where you been girlfriend.....................good to see you back..........so what you want me to pray for snow...............I'm up to my butt in the white shit as Firecracker would say...........

AI's are beating my butt too.......its 3 years now..................ugh

O^{H YEA FORGOT THE MI}_{LE HIG}^{H C}_{LUB..........PHEW......how did that happen......must be getting old.......LOL}

_{So welcome back Dwill...........you'll come back now....ya hear........hugs}

Ducky, I was just sayin

hi newbies welcome to the hen house. I am supposed to be head chook think because I have been around this hen house away the longest. 

Absolutely exhausted from a family reunion. DH and I have spent the last weeks doing/ copying photos and getting the family tree together. I am so tired we were there all day Friday, Saturday and Sunday there.

Think I need some asparagus - who has it?

Big hugs

Alyson, what the hell does asparagus have to do with anything?  I have some in my fridge if you need any.  Why does asparagus make your pee smell funny?

Good Morning Slow.......Is it morning whre you are or still middle of the night......anyway here it requies a Good Morning......well we were spared.......not a lot of snow, just some annoying stuff....hope this is the end, and we are headed to Spring.........

Mon....Good Morning to you too......Now you sure are worthy...we don't give crowns to just about anybody......so wear it with pride.....oh and if anyone can bring the "nuttiness" out in you......we can......your drawn here because we are so cute and lovable....and nutty.....especially that Firecracker......"watch her".....we laugh, cry, hug, tease, but we are always "friends, and friendly".......especially me....LOL.......right ladies......"YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT"........

LMAO..........We got the moves Baby....................

All crazies accounted for...............

Thanks Wren was just about to say that. Monis, asparagus is how this thread started and it went from bad to worse and we became chooks at about page 42 and so it went on. So we have smoked it, made it into enemas added it to all the other cure products we have been told about, we have worn tinfoil hats and found pink tinfoil for Kracker and generally been silly. Remember laughter is the best medicine and it is round here especially when we find someone very stupid and have even thrown them under buses

                             Kracker I found this for you.

People say the most stupid thing about cancer and what we go through so there is no cure for stupid. I have had some 'wonderful' things said to me and sent some incredible emails about cures. 

Forgot we have spent a lot of time looking for the Cure Guy, still haven't found him and unfortunately have lost some of our dedicated  searchers along the way. I won't list them as it makes me sad. But we have had a lot of fun here and I hope it continues to be a place where we can be just a little bit silly.

 Even now when I see asparagus  I have to stifle a giggle and I actually like it and eat it. 

I must get dressed as DD1 wants to have coffee.

Big big hugs to all.