how about drinking?

DorKie – I tink U R rite n tite, we needa crew to bix a bigger chapel. Yikes, that dang elf got yer JD! But LOOK! Ding dong de elf is daid!

Cammi – Dems such nice woyds bout how we can hoyt and care bout each udder even dough we habn’t met. Itz so twu! Der’s a connexshun det is willy neet.

Juliet – hope you are not working too hard.

Red – I’m glad DorKie aksd cuz I’m funcused too. Dis a natural state for de bean. Sawwy bout de size E boooooob, I had dat after rads n I tode eberybody it wuz a dwiving hazard wif de big tit blocking my view.

Chrissy – I would like to bisit your kitchen it soundez fun fun fun!

Alyson – cute elf!

NM – LOL at Ding-a Ling Day! I found a recipe for Rink Tum Diddy Rarebit dat might go for Ding-a-Ling Day. For de snow shoe dwink I will suggest Elf Wine.

De recipe for De Elf Wine:
Take de peeee outta five elves. Take de nose hair off a troll. Take de skin off an eel. Bix all in a cup and add 2 tablespoons of fairy juice. Count to 15 and den spit over your left shoulder. Add marishino cherry.

Orange – hope it warms up where U R. Itz better here today.

Missing lotta bweasty fwiends here today, where’s Goldie, Mema, Cyn, and many others??? Prayers still going out for Katrinka and family. Hi Bernie and to eberyone!!

Goin to town today for toilet paper so gotta run – he he he he!!!

Love YaZ,
Bean

Cammi, Sears catalogue - you must be well off. Newspaper it is, hehehe.

Der more cute elves in Middle Earth.

Must get up and has my breakfast, yes it's Friday here and der so much to do but tonight will have drinkies with do boys fromover da road.

Hugs

we need to dream too!

my niece has received a few suggestions for hymns at her wedding, for all those in peril upon the sea and fight the good fight.

Cupid and Vixen having a little drink.

I knows Bernie and mes found the same page hehehe.

A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for Christmas dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrriiip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip.

This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, " Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!!!."

good morning ladies

thanks Bernie and aly

cammi-hope your nice and warm this morning

lara-hope this doo hickey helps

nm-here's too sunny days ahead

Lara, brilliant.

Update from Lori -

Doc is not too concerned about my tumor markers but just wants to be certain. He is bending over backwards to get my tests approve, as my insurance is declining. So he is putting some not so true stuff in report to validate the tests.

Juliet