Why Kids are not to be left alone...............

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snufflesmom
snufflesmom Member Posts: 177
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games

DISCLAMER: PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE JOKES I POST HERE ARE NOT INTENDED TO OFFEND ANYONE IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM! IF YOU FEEL OFFENDED, PLEASE CONTACT ME AND I WILL BE HAPPY TO DELETE THE PARTICULAR JOKE! THANKS.

NOW... DOWN TO BUSINESS...

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  • Sandra1957
    Sandra1957 Member Posts: 1,701
    edited July 2006

    Too cute!! Have any of your kids ever used a tampon applicator for a telescope??

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  • snufflesmom
    snufflesmom Member Posts: 177
    edited July 2006

    can't say that they have lini but that is funny.

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  • jz20022001
    jz20022001 Member Posts: 480
    edited July 2006
    One of my younger brothers once pretended to smoke using a tampon's cardboard container. Needless to say the rest of us were horrified.

    Catherine
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  • jz20022001
    jz20022001 Member Posts: 480
    edited July 2006
    My aunt was a Navy nurse on a hospital ship off the coast of Vietnam. She said some guys received liquor bottles sent from home wrapped in Kotex pads. The guys used them for sweat pads in the jungle.

    Catherine
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  • KrazyKollector
    KrazyKollector Member Posts: 10
    edited July 2006
    Oh My Goodness!!

    He was a busy little dude!

    When I was young, I thought the sanitary napkins were just that, more like a band-aid. So for the playground costume party, I bought some of them at a machine and was going to use them as bandaids and go as a nurse. I "hid" them in the front bushes and lo and behold, they were gone later that day when I went to "use" them. I was SO upset at the time but now am thankful my Mom DID have eyes in the back of her head! I would have been SO embarrassed! Heck, I am just "telling" on myself!
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  • Mena
    Mena Member Posts: 426
    edited July 2006

    hahahaha...if he hadn't wrapped one around his ding-dong, I'd have thought he was a girl hahahah...very cute...Mena...xo

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  • ArmyNavyMom
    ArmyNavyMom Member Posts: 303
    edited July 2006

    I will always remember having to buy sanitary pads for my brother when we were in our early 20's. He was having a cyst on his tailbone removed and the doc said they were the best thing to use as a dressing as it drained. He was crayola crayon red asking me to make the purchase - I wonder what he'd have looked like if I'd made him do it himself!

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  • lke
    lke Member Posts: 24
    edited July 2006

    Save this and give it as a present to his bride.

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