The Fireman & His Wife

A Fireman came home from work one day and told his wife,
"You know, we have a great system at the fire station."
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets.
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole.
BELL 3 rings and we're all on the truck ready to go.

"From now on, when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3 we are going to make love all night."

The next night when he came home from work and after
getting in the door yelled, "BELL 1 !!"
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
The fireman then yelled "BELL 2 !!" and she jumped into the bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3 !!" they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4 !!"
"Bell 4? What the heck is Bell 4?" asked the fireman.

She replied "Roll out more hose, you're nowhere near the fire!"

Ty-K