Ty-K's response to Maxine

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straykat
straykat Member Posts: 95
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
Ty-K, I couldn't resist. Don't hate me!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited July 2006

    I just saw this....where are Ty-K and Evilelf...??? Has he seen this?? Cute!!! Especially since he posted a Maxine joke...

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  • TytaniumK
    TytaniumK Member Posts: 115
    edited July 2006
    Ha! Ha! Just returned from visiting the Evil One at the Fort...yes, StrayKat, U R funny! Of course I don't hatecha! I know U B funnin' me and I can take a good joke, even directed at me. Not a problem! Of course you know what this means? The gloves are OFF ~ LOL Hmmmmmmmmm....

    PS: Girl, you need to get posting more--I have nearly as many posts as you (what does this mean--I'm a chatter-box?) and only been here 2 months to your year + !!!

    Ty-K
    Sherry! I shall be thinking on that...uhuh! uhuh!
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited July 2006
    Uh oh...what have I started by dredging up this joke??!

    If'n I know you Ty-K, you'll have something really good up your sleeve for StrayKat!!
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  • straykat
    straykat Member Posts: 95
    edited July 2006
    I've met my nemesis.

    Let 'er rip!
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  • TytaniumK
    TytaniumK Member Posts: 115
    edited July 2006
    Hey LostKitty,

    R U A ghoul? U were up wayyyyy past the midnite hour/the witchin' hour! R U a nocturnal animal? Perhaps you were down in Olde Sacto town searchin' for food outta dumpsters...again? Thought I heard you yowlin' in the middle-night! Hmmmmmm~ Too bad you aren't in MY neighborhood this mornin', it's garbage PICK-UP Day!

    Ty-K
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  • straykat
    straykat Member Posts: 95
    edited July 2006
    Sheesh! I started a reply and it jumped into cyberspace. Someday do you suppose we'll be reunited with those bits and bytes that escaped us?

    Yup, that was me foraging for food in Old Sac, diving into the dumpsters at Morton's and California Fats. Better n' roadkill any day, but I do likes me some possum, cooked in the old-fashioned way; Pacific fusion, of course.

    I've got a hankering for late night activities...Sometimes I call it a night at about 430AM when the paper is delivered. Great internet speed at that time of night when it's only me and the pervs online.

    Wimmins. Always causing trouble.
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  • TytaniumK
    TytaniumK Member Posts: 115
    edited July 2006
    Quote by StrayKat:
    "Great internet speed at that time of night when it's only me and the pervs online."

    Ha! U R 2 funny, StrayKat!

    Well, I wouldn't be up now 'cept the last time me n elf went berrie-pickin', danged ifn I didn't git me 'nuther case o' chiggers! An' if ya' dunno whut chiggers be, Girl, lemme tell ya', I woke up scratchin' all the skin offa me ankles n calfs at 2-blessed-am, arghhhhhhhh! So here I set readin' n musin' over yur words causin' me to LOL. Haaaaa! BTW, I did apply generous portions o' Chigg Away to meself!

    LORD am I tired. Only had me 4 hours sleep. Praying for tiredness to slap me back asleep soon! Wahhhhh! But U B funny. And I like that in a person! Thanks, m'friend!

    OK, gonna try to ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz awhile again! And stop 'foraging'--dontcha know you'll go Blind doin' that? G'nite woman. Make that Good Middle-Night! C U L8R....zzzzzzzz.

    Tired Ty-K
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  • evilelf
    evilelf Member Posts: 1,066
    edited July 2006
    Isn't that the truth for all men.... If Ty-K's belly looked like that I'd have him wear a maternity shirt~!~!~!
    Now the farting-- that's up my alley... I fart, he smells and I tell him I hove you....
    Ain't that right Ty-K?
    I'm a man in a woman's body when it comes to that kind of stuff
    just vera
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  • TytaniumK
    TytaniumK Member Posts: 115
    edited July 2006
    he he he yes certainly uhuh of course whatever you say elf!

    And elf would say I'm a woman trapped in a man's body--cerainly NOT in the looks dept--but--I am very emotional. Don't make me watch a sad movie...elf will be handing ME napkins! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! No Comment on the above 'elf-emitting' exercises! Arghhhhhhh, Help Matey!

    Ty-K
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