Children say the darndest things. Especially mine

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didda566
didda566 Member Posts: 102
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
We took Brenna to her soccer game last night. Her little brother has a keen interest in dogs. We have taught them both to ask the owners first if they are friendly and if they can pet them.
Matt spies a dog, asks me if we can go and see it.
As we approach it, he moves towards the owners, and I am congratulating myself for having taught him this important step of asking permission. Imagine my surprise when he says instead: "That dog has a penis!" He then proceeds to bend over to look at the dog's stomach.
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  • KrazyKollector
    KrazyKollector Member Posts: 10
    edited July 2006

    That's so cute! I love the things kids say. So innocent and so funny--all in one.
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  • jz20022001
    jz20022001 Member Posts: 480
    edited July 2006
    Too funny! You never know what kids will say.

    One time I had my daughter and her friends (when they were about five) at the park and a puppy (Reggie) came by and kept nipping at their jeans, shoes, etc. Later my daughter said, "Reggie was cute but he sure was a nipper."

    Catherine
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  • reader218
    reader218 Member Posts: 19
    edited July 2006
    This is so funny and brought back to mind another dog story:

    A few years ago we were lucky enough to be a foster family to a beautiful, big, black Labrador retriever. He was a breeder for a guide dog school in our area and our job was easy. Love him, keep him healthy and happy and deliver him to the school when they needed him to fulfill his destiny.
    The day we brought him home, our neighbor and her daughter were out in the yard and came over to meet the dog. The little girl (who will remain nameless to protect her from further embarrassment) loved the dog and petted him while her mom and I talked. When it was time to go inside we went in out separate directions. The little girl looked back over her shoulder at the big, beautiful dog and screamed: “Mommy! The dogs sick, he has tumors on his bottom!”
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  • lke
    lke Member Posts: 24
    edited July 2006

    Good story. Enjoy your children.

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