How was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father replies: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out!"

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, Nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

"YOU'VE GOT MALE!"



Ty-K