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evilelf
evilelf Member Posts: 1,066
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
A husband found himself in big trouble when he forgot his wedding
anniversary. His wife angrily told him, "Tomorrow there better be
something for me in the driveway that goes from zero to 190 in five
seconds flat."

The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Visiting hours for the husband at the hospital are limited due to the
extent of the injuries

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  • bearlysane111
    bearlysane111 Member Posts: 735
    edited June 2006
    Too Funny!!!
    I thought this was just what I needed this afternoon as I have been really slow and dragging. Liked the quiz abt the 4th and missed one quest!! Hope things are fine in Ft.Payne as I used to live near there---Jacksonville

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    Iris

  • TytaniumK
    TytaniumK Member Posts: 115
    edited June 2006
    Glad YOU posted this here...I didn't have the guts...but thought about it the other day~LOL! Who luvz ya', darlin'?

    Ty-K do
    xoxoxox

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