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> >> One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
> >> Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in
a
> >> firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished
around
> > in
> >> her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
"OK"
> > he
> >> said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
> >>
> >> As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold
> > popped
> >> out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of
insurance?"
> >> Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up
to
> >> him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared the
> > final
> >> corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and
> > holding
> >> his "You-Know- What" in his hand.
> >>
> >> "Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test
> > again.!!!"
> >
> >