Before Sex?

Before Sex?
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>The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex, often helped
>men last
>longer during the act.
>
>The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He spent the rest
>of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his
>office.
>He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He
>considered an
>alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
>
>Finally, he realized his solution. On the way home from work, he
>pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and
>crawled
>underneath as if examining the truck.
>
>Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to
>masturbate.
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>He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
>
>As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg.
>
>Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his
>eyes shut and replied, "What?"
>
>He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?"
>
>The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
>
>The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because
your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
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