He's perfect Undies!!!!!!!!!

Lots goes on here at nite---and I'm missing it.

Good Mornin' ladies---It's sunny here.--I didn't have my coffee yet so I'm ughy--

Sue How's u;r fill this mrning. Are u done with them?

I'll be back--My mind has to sort out my day--It's Friday right?

Good Morning Cami!! 

Sue is on Vaca in Cali right now...I think the only one getting fills is Lara at the moment.  Glad you are on the other side and you smell lovely! 

Happy Fried dey to eberyone!!

Damn Lara u'r in a lot of pain again.... I'm sorry that u'r still going thru this.

yes cammiepain eeck hate it but im on pain killere does nthing really. Im not taking my really good stuff because thats the crazy chit

I saw a micheal myers doll and a zombie doll in the back of a truck when I was driving the other day..How weird scred me it looked so real

Im watching dragon wasps no other scary movies on oh well

Happeeeeeeyyyyy fried day....mucho emphasis on fried. Woke up at 5, to leave at 6, to be somewhere at 7. Should be illegal.



Got the plumber undies and he did goot job on mese pipes!! Woo!



Juliet, I was with a naked guy in da shower today....where was I?? ( Hint...he had swelling in da legs and I tinks that weren't the only ting that was swollen. Yikes!)



Ooooh let's have jello shots tonight!!!

Orange about u'r pain....but I do like the out door BBQ---some people are ovlivious to the world--Like it.

I have seen the TAN lady on TV, I forgot I tink dey won't take her in the tannin' spots no more--how can she possibly think she looks good OMG she's scary. Oh and I watched that movie last week. LOL BTW they are startin to run out of scary movies, good thing I can watch them a couple of times cuz I forget the movie, but remember the names.

Becks did u take that guy??? I was lookin for him--NICE I can get him in a second--if I put a bag over my head and my body--he's mine.  oooo good idea I like jello shots--I like those in the summer and flavor doesn't matter-like em all.

I was thinking about the olives soaked in Vodka after u eat the olives u really can drink the "brine" I don't think it would work with black olives tho.

ooooothe naked guy just rubbed against me hahaha and he's happy. And I don't even have my bags on. wow he like em old--good for me. ooops going to de pool with some big tall dinks and somethin' else big.

Hi goils!

I heard that there are jello shots flowing disnight, wooo hoooo, mese luvs jello shots. And I brought some pudding shots for ye all to try.

Becks, glad you got your plumbing bixed up. What is dis about you with a nekked boy in de shower? You go goil. And yep, friedey was named after de werd fried. cuz on friedeys we has had enuff of de work chit. How ya bin?

Unde', it friedey night, come on in and partay with mese! How is de weather there? I am jeoulos cuz it cold n icky around here. we has snow in de forecast. And I ain't no NM and glad it ain't a blizzard coming. We really did not have any significant snow dis year but it not too late. Enjoy some warm air for me pleeeeze.  And tanks for de plumber, I tink I need some plumming too, winkie wink, ya know, as Allie would call it some boom chicky wow wow, dat man is hot.

Cam! Good to see you and you like de shello jots? Mese downs 14 so far. and treeteen pudding chots so mese dwunk like a wunk. And stop it about putting bags ober yeself, you is beautiful. In de HTL, we ALL has poyfect bodies and wese all bootifullestier dan all other goils, so take dat

Bernie, haha, git mese yellow pants. I know a man named Pants, oh dere he is. he gots beer n wine for ya, anyting else? I get you a dwink totank ye for your funnies. And mese furcited for ye, gonna see Katwinka de Dwinka soonly, eh?  I wanna come dere too. Who else said dey wanna go, Lara? Come on, we can git de money outta de HTL free ATM machiney and jest GO. Ya in? Who else?

And Lori, you must be fircited over you know what. or should I say I know who?

Hello Juliet and CyndieLouWho and to all of mese lovelies of de lounge. and tail me, wise does Juliet not has another name? And Becks, she needs anudder too. Ya see, it is fun to make de newbies funcused, it sorta an inish-e-ate-shun to de HTL. 

Mese has some bragging to do.....drum roll brrrrrrrrrrrrt~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~De Stella was assepted to de Unibarcity of Bartending, mese proud she doing sumting with her life. But another ting dat is for real is dat mese Jessica, she my DD has made de Deans list yet again at her Unibarcity. I could not be more proud of mese baby goil. Please hold de appaws, I gits umbarrased! And clapping for mese would be reedickulous enyway cuz I ain't done nutting spayshall dis week cept dwink. and pop pills. Was dat Beckers who said wese have a pill partay disnight?? I am in!

Cheers and chots for ebbergoils!

and some pudding chots too!

We got chocklet

BaNILLA Wodka

Red VelET Wodka

n some of mese faborite, cheery cheesecake rum chots, dese are yum. i saved four for you, Cammi, I know you lub cheese cake n rum!

Enjoy de cheers, dere enuff for ALL GOILS #downem

uhhh ohhh, did not mean to bump you too goils in de pool, mese wuz biddy making de chots and didnt see ya til you both were swimming outta de jacuzzi. I got skeered cuz mese could not see yese under all dose bubbles! sorry bout dat ladies, I bese more cautsious.

Corky!!!! I said Dorky but dat damnliestest auto correct had it's way wif me again! Cami has no makini on under dese and she wuz makin one with da bubbles. I saw the plumber under there then ker splash when you bumped me in and looky der you are too. Jus cannon balled on in with us. The boys are divin in here somewhere!!! Lovin the jello n pudding shottttttssssss!!!! Congrats on yer goils doin so well in da ubinersity!!! Makes a mamma's fart so happy!!!!! Good reason for celebrashuns!!!!!

DEAN'S LIST HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY PROUD MAMA and u'd the mudder ooohhhh

Puddin shots--new knew oh good idea yummmmmy I toat jello was goood, puddin-yums even bettr.

Whey dis guy is even wearing me out. Dese younuns are goood.

Nive to see u in de lounge Dork. but I tink I getting ooops, someone bumped my arse --oh I know now--anyway I tink I'm getting ty red--mese eyes and mese brain

Lub u guys Partay on--if u'r wke eniff.

Night night, Cam...sweet dreams.

oops, dat mese dat fail in de tub too, oh I look so young n cute as does Cam and Beck. I tink dat Cam in de middle and mese on de far right. hehe, i ken dream eh?

Tank yu Unde', momma like dat boy, oh hail yeah!! come to momma sweet baby face, I got someting for ye.

Funny ting, de bubbles still flowing in de tub, I tink someone farting in dere, de pig! how dare dat ho Maryellen sneak in dis place, Pants, Security peeps, git her outta here, she mfugy ho and she must go.

raise yer glass with me and say....

 CHEERS! bottomz n titties up. up up n away, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! hic