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  • Scottiee1
    Scottiee1 Member Posts: 2,329
    edited January 2013

    Granny....we love ya, and deep down we know you are a pussy cat. 😼

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 8,046
    edited January 2013

    Scottiee---just ask Chevy and/or JO just what kinda pussy cat i really am....ok?

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  • sandcastle
    sandcastle Member Posts: 587
    edited January 2013

    Granny....YOU are not that bad.....it is just that Youth is wasted on the Young.......No one knows what is in our Mind.....especially our kids.....mine are 41 and 42......Liz

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  • JaLoLa
    JaLoLa Member Posts: 18
    edited January 2013

    You know who else can STFU? everyone who has no idea what they're talking about and offer stupid advice or opinions. 

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 8,046
    edited January 2013

    Im bad if you push me too far....yes I am and I know it...I can be your best friend forever but dont F with me.

    I take a lot but i also give a lot.

    I did try to poison my X when my son had the first accident....he pushed all my buttons till i was almost over the edge....

    sooooo im your best friend but your worst enemy....

    love you girls.I really do...In the 3 yrs.i have been on here i had 1 fight with a bitch.just 1 argument...all she kept on doin was pushin my buttons...me no likey dat...

    love,love love this thread and all thats involved in it.xoxoxoMadam kantalope(getting to like the sound of it)

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited January 2013

    Well little honey.... it's cause they KNOW you.... just like your Son knows his Dad.... I can understand....  He is right, you know....  It's about 10 cents to short and a dollar late.... or what was that?   Your X hurt his kids, not only you.... so just let it be.  Let it be, let BE, let it be, let it beeeeeee.... 

    I don't think it will be hard to do anyway.  And yes...'bout time you listened to someone else.  Here we thought we had you calmed down....what did you do?  Fall off the f*****g wagon?    What are you taking that worked?  Take MORE.  Period.

    Scottiee, thank you, for Lacee!  She is my "other" little girl.... She acts just like a little Princess, and LOVES everybody and everything.  She even loves little birds that fall out of the tree...  and other dogs, and people, and especially our Grand-son and Daughter.    She is not willing to compromise, though, when it comes to letting those squirrels share our yard.  It is HERS and no-one elses.  Wink

    She doesn't like steps....  Her little legs are only about 5 inches long....  If I don't keep her trimmed, all of her hair will drag on the ground.....   So in the Winter, I let it grow longer...to keep her warmer....  Her undercoat is like cotton.... I just don't want to let her stay out in her dog-house all night, when it is f$$$$$$ 0 out!    We do not have a furnace in there!    I help her up steps, when I can.... 

    Kassy, we would take care of you!  Just take it easy.... Yee Gods!  Anything else you can get into? 

    Honey, Tammy is Tamoxifen....  I know it works for a lot of women, but just not me.    It worked for my one friend, that is 15 years out from BC, so I wanted to take it, because I had heard so much about Arimidex.  I think they will ALL cause something in some people....  Now THAT'S profound.

    Okay....  I got our upstairs little room, (the girls bedroom) straightened.... Our GS, the 25 year old will be here this week-end!!!!!!!!!!!!  Yay!!!!!

    We will have so much fun with him!  He is with his friends for the first 7 days of his trip, then us, and our other Daughter!    I have to stock up on snacks and crap like that!   We were with him until he was in middle school and moved to Orlando.  It's just that you remember them with that love that we shared when they were little tykes!   And we are still close to the both of them....   Okay, okay....

    Okay kids.... behave..okay? xoxoxo

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 8,046
    edited January 2013

    Darling Chevy is in all her glory with her GS....why????cause he walks on water thats why....and ya know that is the way its supposed to be....have fun with him sista....I know you will.

    The last time i went to the dr.she said i think you need a little zanex.oh yeah i said....you know i dont take that stuff so she is pumping me up with the natural stuff...most days it works but under this kinda pressure nothing will work and i know it.....and no thank you to zanex thank you very much tho...she doesnt push any meds but i know i need it but no no no....

    its 6:00 and my GD is supposed to be here at 6:30...she is always late sooo im not stressing but my stomach is barkin....im gonna behave...im gonna behave or else they all will throw me out of my own house.ha.yeah that house in pa is mine...the great grandkids took it over...love it.

    ok kantalope STFU

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  • Scottiee1
    Scottiee1 Member Posts: 2,329
    edited January 2013

    Granny, I sleep better at night knowing you love me and are on my side. I love that I found this thread....you gals are amazing....just crack me up. I wish I could compete with

    you all regarding your sense of humour and wit, but there's no way.



    Going for dinner...will try to behave.

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  • blondiex46
    blondiex46 Member Posts: 5,712
    edited January 2013

    ok Granny I have to ask, you tried  to poison your X...you want to expand on that....and he is thoughts and prayers to you family....

    Sandy

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited January 2013

    She WHAT???  OMG.... STFU!!!

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited January 2013

    Oh, I just read that!  That little shit!  I don't think she was serious... well, then again.... who knows.    Maybe he deserved it?   But then she wouldn't be with us....  we have to take care of her...  And little K.... It's XANAX.... I mean even I know that one.... Maybe you should take that!  Ha, ha! 

    Scotiee.... you don't have to behave.... not now...Wink

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 8,046
    edited January 2013

    lol....yeah i did try to poison my X.When my son had his accident right after i got separated the family(once again) thought when he finally cam to see my son they handed me his suitcase.Of course i didnt want him with me under my roof but i let him....so he pushed all my buttons and then he asked me to make him a grilled cheese sandwich....FU...but i did.now ya gotta know he had a heart attack yrs.before and was not allowed salt...so while i was makin his sandwich i poured lots and lots of salt in it.He was not supposed to have any salt..but my DD caught me and called me the biggest bitch in the world...yeah if he would have eaten that sandwich he probably would have at least had another heart attack.....

    gotta go

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  • Scottiee1
    Scottiee1 Member Posts: 2,329
    edited January 2013

    OMG Granny ......I hope we don't have any sister cops on this site.....you could be busted then I'll have to take time off work to come and bail you out.....no more confessions....have mercy....lol

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited January 2013

    Ah geez little K.... maybe you can edit, or delete that?  Little honey, if he... meaning DX,  hears about this..... he might take notice somehow....  and come pound on your door....  Not saying that he didn't deserve it.... BUT!  Thank God for your Daughter..... Sheesh....!    If I have to come bail you out, you will NOT be getting any chocolate! 

    xoxoxoxoxo

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  • jo1955
    jo1955 Member Posts: 8,543
    edited January 2013

    I know granny and I swear I would NOT want to get on her bad side.  She is like a gentle cat that is ready to pounce and rip your throat out at any time.  Most of the time she is stressing about something and then she is like a volcano ready to erupt at any time.  Deep down inside, she is a wonderful person and would do anything for you.  So, can you guess what side you want to be on?  LOL!  I just love her to pieces.

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  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited January 2013

    Granny hahahahshaha with the salt---u never did it so don't worry about anyone reading this---no worries girls--she's in the clear. But Granny it wouldn't hurt to try something to help u calm down--I'm not pushin' drugs--but I'm endorsing them. maybe just once in a while. My drugs are my friends--well a cople of them anyway. And my dgtrs have half taken over my life---42,and 46--I tell them to STFU lately.All of a sudden they're heath specialists. I taught them to be failures so they's never be disappointed, it really didn't work so well.

    And Kassy what the hell are u up to. First u'r leg (BTW I'm glad it's so much better) but then u'r stomach and another what a DH u have. That's so sweet.     

    Granny know we sending our prayers for u'r son, and u too.

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  • Scottiee1
    Scottiee1 Member Posts: 2,329
    edited January 2013

    Someday I hope to go to Brooklyn and visit Granny. However, I think I'll take her out for dinner JUST to be on the safe side.......lol

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited January 2013

    And don't have her make you a grilled cheese sandwich...Wink

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  • Scottiee1
    Scottiee1 Member Posts: 2,329
    edited January 2013

    That goes without saying....lol

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited January 2013

    Oh Camille!  Your drugs are your friends???? Ha, ha!  Laughing  That's a good one!  Some people just NEED them to have some resemblance to "normal"... And there are those that SHOULD be on SOMEthing, but just make everyone else miserable with their moods, and bi-polar whatever and their SDS crap.  (That's Saturday dick-head syndrome)  And they won't take them!

    See, we "normal" one's should, just to get along with those that don't take them!  And should! 

    So we can all talk, because Princess Granny-cat is probably still sleeping.... we don't want to be around if she has a bee in her bonnet! Wink  And she more than likely will..... So shhhhhh!

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  • Scottiee1
    Scottiee1 Member Posts: 2,329
    edited January 2013

    Can't live now without my "drugs" ...they keep me stable and tolerable....they allow me to still have some friends and family......lol

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  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited January 2013

    Chevy and Scittie she will read this so==Granny whatever u think is right just do it. LOL I don't want to upset her LOL

    Scottie it's true tho== I close myself off from the world now as much as I can, imagine if I didn't take drugs--the world would close itself off from me. And I'd rather have the choice. Oh I did tell u my lousy typing is a side effect of some med I'm taking, just want to let u know I have good reason LOL I don't care if it doesn't make any sense, I makes perfect sense to me.

    It's cold here--17 chilly willy for me, but I love wearing flannel pj's and nightgowns so comfy.So I'm happy about that. It's the little things isn't it sometimes?

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  • Scottiee1
    Scottiee1 Member Posts: 2,329
    edited January 2013

    Camillegal....the nice thing about this thread and taking "drugs" ....everything makes sense. 💃

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  • blondiex46
    blondiex46 Member Posts: 5,712
    edited January 2013

    Granny that is the funniest thing i have ever heard!!!

    Sandy

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  • Blessings2011
    Blessings2011 Member Posts: 4,276
    edited January 2013

    Years ago, I attended a weight loss program for people facing bariatric surgery. It was a total disaster, except for the part where we exchanged recipes. (The WRONG kind of recipes...Undecided)

    There was one Italian woman there who had the most amazing lasagna recipe ever. I think it started with three pounds of meat, five pounds of cheese, a ton of salt, etc., and every other disgusting, fatty, heavy, wonderful, yummy ingredient you could think of.

    The name of the recipe? "Kill Your Husband Lasagna". I don't think she was joking.

    I love the name Granny, and Kantalope is cute, but I am seriously liking the name STREGA!!!! You rock, grannydukes!!!

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  • ShaneOak
    ShaneOak Member Posts: 206
    edited January 2013

    Well here's a STFU from my visit to the PS today.

    Had my first fill and was tad nervous and asked if it would hurt.  My PS said it shouldn't but I reminded him that I still have a lot of feeling.

    He said he could numb me with stuff but once he used it and it made its way down to a women's labia and turned it blue.  WTF????  Never in a million years did I expect to hear that. 

    So I said, "So what you're telling me is that I can have the fill and be in pain or not be in pain and have a blue labia???". 

    So far my PS has the crappiest bedside manner.  My boobies better look good after all this grief.

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  • Scottiee1
    Scottiee1 Member Posts: 2,329
    edited January 2013

    ShaneOak....you missed an opportunity to make a new fashion statement....lol

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  • Merlcat
    Merlcat Member Posts: 177
    edited January 2013

    Shane oak- WTF!? ( I've had a vodka so apologies) but seriously! Wtf does a TE fill have to do with your labia?! Is he a creepy uncle pervie or what?! Yuk sorry just sayin

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  • Scottiee1
    Scottiee1 Member Posts: 2,329
    edited January 2013

    Mericat.....that didn't cross my mind, but now that you've said it...yeah ShaneOak....something to think about!!!

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  • ShaneOak
    ShaneOak Member Posts: 206
    edited January 2013

    You'd think I was seeing Dr. Hilljack, but I swear he's part of a very well respected, qualified group of surgeons.  Even his nurse (who did look embarrassed that he said that) did say that this did occur.  This is also from the same PS who in my short 4 weeks of knowing him has said:

    Oh, you'll be feeling like yourself about 5 days after your surgery (BMX).  Yeah, I just started feeling like a human being about 4 days ago. 

    AND...

    On my 3rd day post BMX started to tell a few nurses (in my presence) about a woman who got too large of implants for an elective breast job.  I had to remind him that I did not want to hear it.

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