Calling in Sick!!!

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TytaniumK
TytaniumK Member Posts: 115
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
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A man calls his boss one morning and tells him that
he is staying home because he is not feeling well.




"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," he says in a weak voice.



"What in the world is anal glaucoma?"

"I just can't see my A$$ coming in to work today."
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited June 2006
    I was just thinking...this is exactly how my 4 mos. growth of hair looks first thing in the morning...
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  • TytaniumK
    TytaniumK Member Posts: 115
    edited June 2006
    Post a self-photo, Sherry! I'd love to see it--bet the sisterhood would too!
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited June 2006
    Sadly, I have no digital camera, so this "self-portrait" caricature will have to suffice!! Hope you don't mind, but I've sent that to all my friends who have been with me this past year on this "magic journey" as I call it -- they're still laughing...which is exactly how it should be. We've shed enough tears, and I need to hear their laughter! It's what keeps me going.
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  • TytaniumK
    TytaniumK Member Posts: 115
    edited June 2006
    THAT'S my calling here Sherry! To bring a lil laughter to a very serious bunch! Glad I can help in an ever so slight way! I'm a funny guy--but looks aren't everything!

    PS: Get yourself a digital camera...you won't believe what a blast they are. Now nearly as indispensable as cell phones and PC's. I love mine. Here's probably the best photo I've taken with it to date--taken this Memorial Day!
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