The dumbest things people have said to you/about you

Ohhhh I get it now hahahahaha ----that's really good---and u don't hate everything like I DO--we're just in a mood today.

Some friend. Did you help him remove his foot from his mouth before he choked to death? It would've been sad for him to go that way, but well everybody has to die sometime.

He may have been accurate in summing up the way life works and the way it eventually ends, but what he said sure wasn't right to say to a friend.

Shirley- wow, what an inconsiderate p%^ck. Honestly shocking. I'm sorry, I realize he is your friend, but talk about forgetting to censor your comments.  I hope you have others in your life who are more careful and comforting. God bless u!

Mr. Bill was a claymation short that was on Saturday Night Live in the late '70's.



So....it happened AGAIN for the umpteenth time.

At the Grocery store Service Deli:



Clerk: "What is on your arm?

Me: "A compression sleeve." (in my mind thinking oh boy, here we go...)

Clerk: "What is it for?" (at this point I'm thinking I should just say "that's private" but I didn't want to be rude, I go to this store all the time)

Me: "Complication from surgery"

Clerk: "What kind of surgery?" (again...don't wanna be rude)

Me: "From Cancer (boy oh boy, did I know what was coming next....let's say it all together!)

Clerk: "My Aunt just died from Cancer!"

Me: "Thank you."

Clerk: "Whaaaaat?"

Me: "Nevermind."

Clerk: "I'm glad everything worked out for you."

Me: "It didn't."



And with that, I walked away.

Grrrrrr.....



Thank everything good in the world that I am able to come home and tell y'all or I probably would've self combusted.

I really really wanted to be rude....trust me. Unfortunately, the new me doesn't do rude and pissy anymore...too stress inducing.

I've gotta come up with a short response that doesn't require follow up questions the next time I get asked about the sleeve.

I mean, I knew her comments were coming and I just couldn't come up with something plausible that quick!

Thank you, Leah. I think I will use that.
Good Day to you!

I like it, Shelly! Point out the old "could get hit by a bus tomorrow" thing. Speaking of, it's been too long:

 

Riley funny stuff--need more of it.

Oh I so missed the bus!  bring it on!

Ahhh, get it CLAYmation!! Mr. Bill isn't a "who", he's an "it".

Ask if they got the license plate.

katopet barbe has a point---but she's being nice I would of course say I was.

Barbe when people say I look et that is incredibly aggravating to me, because I really don;t - makeup helps but it doesn't do it all anymore--So I know what I look likenif they said how do u feel that's OK and I'd say OK and it's finished---but to say I look good I'd like to give them 2 black eyes to match mine (always dark circles) and tell them how good they look.

Mrskimber, I wear glasses so a combination of the glasses, eyeliner, and a wig with bangs made it unnoticable. I actually had a friend tell me afterwards that she hadn't realized I lost my eyelashes.

Leah

I wear glasses, so ordered a cheaper pair from Zenni online, that will cover my eyebrows......hope that will work as mine are almost all gone.

Yes by u'r avatar we can tell LOL--go for the glasses with the big mustache and big nose and always say u'r going to a costume party. Unfortunately It foretold of the mustach that was coming later.