30 years!

30 Years Difference:

1973: Long hair
2003: Longing for hair

1973: KEG
2003: EKG

1973: Acid rock
2003: Acid reflux

1973: Moving to California because it's cool
2003: Moving to California because it's warm

1973: Trying to look like Liz Taylor
2003: Trying NOT to look like Liz Taylor

1973: Seeds and stems
2003: Roughage

1973: Hoping for a BMW
2003: Hoping for a BM

1973: The Grateful Dead
2003: Dr. Kevorkian

1973: Going to a new, hip joint
2003: Receiving a new hip joint

1973: Rolling Stones
2003: Kidney Stones

1973: Passing the drivers' test
2003: Passing the vision test

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will
certainly change things.

The people who are starting college this fall across the


nation
were born in 1987.


They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing


up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard:

"Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de
plane Boss, de plane".

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R.


even
is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet? (Sorry) Pass this on to the other old
fogies on your list.

Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have
trouble reading.