saucy trivia

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would
> have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> (Hardly seems worth it.)
>
> If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
> enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> (Now that's more like it!)
>
> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
> out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (OMG!)
>
> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>
> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
> starves to death. (Creepy... I'm still not over the pig.)
>
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
>
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head
> is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by
> ripping the male's head! Off.
> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>
> The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
> It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
> (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
>
> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
>
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> (Something I always wanted to know.)
>
> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> (Hmmmmmm........really?...)
>
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
> than left-handed people.
> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>
> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
>
> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> (I know some people like that.)
>
> Starfish have no brains.
> (I know some people like that too.)
>
> Polar bears are left-handed.
> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
>
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> (What about that pig??)