cinderella revisited

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let
>her.
>As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother
>appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to
>go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
>
>"First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees.
>"What's the second condition?" "
>
>You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn
>into a pumpkin."
>
>Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and
>goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up.
>
>Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very
>satisfied.
>
>"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was
>supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
>
>" I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
>
>The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of
>power! Tell me his name!"
>Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, .. Peter, Peter,
>something or other.."