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My daughter was about 17 yrs. old and was annoyed with me because something she wanted was in the dirty clothes. So I said if you need it so badly go wash it, okay fine she said. A few minutes later she came upstairs and said which one is the washer? I knew it was time I stopped doing everything for them.

Hattie...your sons response was great! Sounds like my 6 year old. Thanks for the smile.

J

I found out from my daughter
that tampons can be very useful for other things.
She spends endless hours
at the bathtub having her bubble bath
and playing with her pollypocket's, the small tiny dolls.

One day, guess she was around 6 years old
just had got into primary school,
she had been for hours in the water and
it was enough, so I opened the door of the bathtub
to make her come out once and for all,
of course: - Mom, five minutes more pleeeeeessssse ?!
When I looked to the water,
there were something weird in there ...
- Oh!! That's my submarines and boats, I had nothing for this so
I found this super cool things in your closet! Aren't they great?
You just have to be careful on not to take the plastic out,
either way they do not float!!!

And I for some seconds ...
thinking I was ahead of trouble on having to find
a good explanation for those things.

Then wherever we go she has to take her small dolls
and ... after she discovered the submarines,
I had to be careful during months,
on not letting her get out of home with that.
Well ... one day I missed ...
we were at a restaurant
and she put some couple of tampons
on the table to play with ...
When I noticed it was already late ...
Everyone was staring at us.

Janis, great pic.

Hugs! ...

We had a problem with ants in our old home. One day my son (he was 4) was playing on the floor near the door. I couldn't tell what he was doing. He came up to me and said,"Mom, ants smell funny." I said, "How do you know?" He said he squished them with his finger and smelled it!
I still smile when I think of that...

One time when my brother was about six, my brother ran out of shampoo. He complained to my Dad who said, "When I was a boy, we used bar soap." John said, "And look what happened to you." (Pops was bald.) Too funny.

Catherine

I have one from my neice. She came home from pre school and asked what headlights were? My sister began to explain and she said well some boy in my class has them and I kept looking all day long but I guess he never turned them on.

She was also the one that in elementary school they were discussing nick names and did anybody have one. Well she speaks up and says hers is Bud. The teacher says oh how nice like a rosebud and she says nope like buddddddweeeeiiiissseeerrrrr! My sister could have died when that note came home. They didnt even drink so imagine the look on my sisters face.

My son and I was driving behind a dually truck one day and he announced that the truck was really mad. I said huh,,what do you mean? He quietly said cause its all puffed up like a bullfrog.

I also had to explain to my son when he was about 7 that our male puppy had gone to the vet for an operation and that I had picked him up but we had to be gentle with him. I carefully picked my words to explain that he had been cut on and so forth. My son says oh, he got his nuts cut off???? My mouth dropped and I almost ran off the road but I said yep son, I think you got it.

Amy