OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

Okay it's a one woman show for the moment, back on after a brreak for Hubby's vacation so living it up tonight since he went back to work.

This is about Hubby and me, stupid us.

I recorded a movie, The Fourth Kind, thought it was a documentary about aliens in Alaska.  Just before he started vacation, we watched it, very graphic doc with  a movie interplayed that started to shake me up.  I said, okay, this is scaring me.  He said, I thought it was interesting.  I said, well, you are the one who goes to work at night with big hairy men while I stay home alone. He said, you have the big hairy dog.  I said, okay I will try to watch more, we'll see.  So we watched the rest of the documentary.

#1.  Had to go to bathroom after movie.  Made big hairy dog go with me, all the way to other end of house to master bath and told him to stay in bedroom while I peed 9in bathroom) but as soon as I started peeing, big hairy dog took off to kitchen.  @(#$*#@&%

#2.  Hubby went back to work on 3-11 next day.  Had to take big hairy dog out to pee.  Told Hubby on cell, the hair is standing up on my head, cannot even look at sky, should not have watched that movie.  He said, Sweetie, there is nothing to be worried about..... and I could swear I heard him actually think this..... if they are going to get you they are going to get you.  The #@#%&

#3.  Next day I looked up the movie and Sumarians and found out it was a MOCKUMENTARY, not a real documentary.  But I did not tell Hubby.  Let him think it for awhile, a long long while.

#4.  On phone with sister at end of Hubby's vacation, talking about the mockumentary, and  he heard me laughing about it and realized this was not real, and he said, That was not a real documentary then?  Sister said, Are you bursting his bubble, raining on his parade?  Yes, I said, blowing up his starship.  After he told about a dozen guys at work it was real. hahaha

Anyway, we need the cure for stupid, as we both did believe it for too long.

  hope I can post this, it does have a copyright. Someone tell me if I cannot, okay.

I am loving playing with different looks with scarves and hats, making it fun!!

Kitties have been checking everything in and around the henhouse.

How about some of these kittens?

This is off the topic but --

For some time I've been trying to think of some way to check on cyber sisters who just disappear from these forums.  Sometimes it is just that they have been busy elsewhere, but no one knew how to reach them.  I'm active on over a dozen topics and I've noticed that several of my sisters frequent some of the same topics.  I figure that it would take only 3 or 4 of those women willing to keep my phone number and call to see if I'm OK should I disappear for an extended time and I would be happy to do the same for them.  If we start a movement to do that we would have few if any instances like the current one in The Fuzzy Room, where we are left wondering and worrying about someone we care for with no way of finding out.  This way personal information would not need to be published but someone could always check.

Just send a private message to someone to talk to frequently, maybe feel a connection with and talk to them about the idea, see if they want to exchange information.   Chabba

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League                  

26. 1000000 millipedes= 1 kilopede

(Sorry about leaving the feathers in the hot tub.)

Darn,forgot about the security cameras! Thought since I was alone a little skinny dippin' would be fun!

OK, diggin this thread. I'm sooo sick of stupid people. 2 yrs ago, my DD was dx w/leukemia and people actually worried that my boys would catch it. No shit! Since I finished chemo 5 wks ago, why aren't I back to my old self?  Why did I only remove 1 breast? Why am I gonna do recon? I think it'll be fun to make fun of them w/other bc sisters. I too have been given the miracle food cures as well as the gov't conspiracies...too funny!

This Kitty "volunteered" to help keep the henhouse safe from stupid people. 

Catnip! Want some?