OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

http://boingboing.net/2012/02/22/shit-cancer-patients-say.html

He mentions asparagus and lemon juice?!!!  Xeni Jardin - who contributes to BoingBoing is going through chemo for breast cancer right now and she posted this. 

That was hilarious jelson! I just got back from tx #2 and I experienced so much of the same stuff - the stupid beeping, being cold then hot, etc, it just made it even more funny to me. Thanks for sharing that.

i'm still somewhere, I don't know and I can't see ............ what is real and unreal. I keep turning corners and nothing changes. Walls all around

v&M i'm getting a message , but what is it. It's still really  smelly in here. Veggy what should I do to get our?

Sas - I took some of the chicken feed and popped it. Just follow the smell and look for the trail of popcorn. Focus on the popcorn. I am here, calling your name too. Listen for my voice. At first it may sound like a whisper, but keep listening. Only focus on the popcorn and my voice. It will get stronger and stronger and it will help you find your way back. Give a loud "CLUCK", shake your head and come back to us. Remember..we care.

I had a nightmare last night. I had to go for tests. I had to change into a hospital gown in a room filled with men who had procedures done. The nurses took me into a room where all the machines were. I was sobbing. I had a very bad feeling of dread. I got into a bed that would be wheeled from machine to machine without me having to get out of it. The next thing I remember is waking up in the recovery room very groggy and thirsty. I couldn't talk. No one understood what I wanted. I could not remeber what happened. I was laying on my right side and told to stay like that. I could not wake up this morning (for real). Monday I do see the oncologist. I'm scared. SAS - I need you back here!

http://boingboing.net/2012/02/24/shit-girls-say-to-girls-with-b.html

many of the idiotic things people say to us! from Jenny Saldana via Xeni Jardin

 too funny!

OMG, I just stumbled (staggered) upon this thread while sipping my evening cocktail. Yes, I know...it's my drinking that has caused my cancer and I really should STOP RIGHT NOW (oh shut up)...but I did just spit some drink on my keyboard while reading this.

 I hadn't heard of the asparagus cure, but the "raw foods", "raw juices", "healing chicken broth", "coconut oil" (ok, I am using that during rads on my tata and it's working but it didn't cure me).

Try mixing fresh roasted beets with the asparagus.  Then your pee smells and it's PINK!! 

Yes, today I decided I am sick and tired of being sick and tired....so I made my boyfriend drIve me three blocks to shop then paid someone thirty dollars to pick me up and carry my purchases back to my home......I then informed my boyfriend I no longer want to be sick and therefore I will get well.....after way too much wine....so tomorrow he thinks I am ready to go to the health club for a vigorous workout.....please pray for me to wake up in time to do this..........tomorrow my cancer cure will be to get out of bed!!! It will be a miracle.

Thanks kingjr....it is the next morning and I am out of bed....going to get a bath and get dressed ....promised myself I will follow thru and actually go with my boyfriend and be cheerful....avoiding the death-warmed-over look I now sport will be the challenge...I am so mad at myself for being so pathetic lately.. I want to jump out of my skin!!! I know one thing.....I am not dying and I have too much to do ..I take good care of myself and am keeping this monster at bay...my last blood work was perfect....so I am doing something right by isolating myself, eating well and controlling pain.....my goals right now are to keep my sanity and be happy about something.....I asked my boyfriend last night if he would keep me if I got well...he laughed out loud!!! He assured me he liked me a lot better when I was well...so my motivation is to make sure no one replaces me because he is the love of my life.....I can do this.....there are lots of people who have surpassed the odds and I NEED to be one of them......I want to grow old with him!!!

Veggy, the nightmare sounds somewhat universal...men...a million tests...being immobilized physically and emotionally...no control...
and not unusual considering your Monday onco visit...
Best to you...J

Nancy:  my kind of painkiller.......cheers !!

My ex told me that women who get bc must have done something wrong to get it and must have deserved it. I knew right then what I had done wrong, so I got rid of him. Dam bc still came back, so not only was/is he stupid, he lies .

Veggy, Found a tunnel, Underneath the manure pile. So, going to the lake to clean up . Phewy sticky. mucky. Sorry, I wasn't here for you on Monday . How did it turn out?

Whe'd better watch our chicken feathers with all theses kitties around here. Do you think they would patrol at night around the Hen house. That would be way cool.  What sort of protective gear can we give them? And weapons. They need weapons. Who are they going to protect us from. They should have an idea what to watch for. If we keep them busy at night patrolling, they'll be to tired during the day to think of our tail feathers.( Sneaky resolution). We shoulf have non-chickrn toys to distract them too, if they start to seem too interested.

Of course in the beginning they are going to be confused by the front, the frontback and the back front.and backacepptthereisn't a total back, but they will catch on.

Fuzzy pass that asparagus this way, I sure need it where I was . Puff Puff ahemmmmmm.