OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited February 2012

    I know i am a paranoid  chicken--------if there is any USA  organization monitoring our conversations- 1 cluck you 2, we have rights of free speech. 3 we are trying to mock the world that is working hard at killing us. ERGO---------Cluck you-

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited February 2012

    when I was nursing , I had a great crew around me, they knew my post polio history was real. they knew ,I gave everything I could as as a nurse. Ironies. 2 people to pull me up to a standing position--------then walking was okay. Wouldn't go out for a smoke --------just to much-------other staff complained about staff taking breaks.------well breaks are a rule, what those that didn't take breaks objected to thoses that did --------they equated that those that did were smoking --------unfair. Then when this chicken had to be taken to her car in a wheelchair. How does thaat look to you as a patient when your nurse of the day has to be wheeled out----------Ckuck 12 hour shifts , that are really 13 or 14 hour shifts.--------------sorry just angry history

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited February 2012

    Veggy Dear one ------------I had a boss from hell-( well several)------ can you find a something that would equate her ( them)as Horrors as a person.  Thanks Veggy sheila-----------I know it's a negative thought , but just fore this moment?

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
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  • kingjr66
    kingjr66 Member Posts: 764
    edited February 2012

    Dear Karma:  The boneheaded radiologist and BS who both missed my cancer 2 1/2 years ago and made me walk around not knowing I had cancer and the lawyers who won't take my case to sue them because there is not enough money in it to make because I'm going to live.  Give them extra extra karma.....the putzes.

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited February 2012

    Sas ... I would like to start everyday with part of your list .... just to have it handy in times of need...I'd like to personalize it a little if you don't mind:

    1.  Cluck you.   HAHAHAHAHAAA!

    2.  Heeeeeere Karma Karma Karma Karma....I have somethin' for you ....

    3.  Start puffing and cluckin'

    4.  Use Veggy's angry canine for protection from Stupid people

    That's all I can commit to right now!  I think this is helpful, what do you all think?

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited February 2012
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  • chabba
    chabba Member Posts: 5,065
    edited February 2012

    Just a thought

    only sure cure

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  • chabba
    chabba Member Posts: 5,065
    edited February 2012

    Sorry, that was too drastic a cure

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  • mostlymom
    mostlymom Member Posts: 466
    edited February 2012

    you realize our minds have created an even worse cure than you were probably thinking of....

    Wink

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  • chabba
    chabba Member Posts: 5,065
    edited February 2012
    hehehehe Wink
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited February 2012
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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited February 2012
    Thank you for the reminder....Probably a good note to keep around Surprised
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  • Meece
    Meece Member Posts: 19,483
    edited February 2012

    If there is something referred to as going postal, can we "go breast cancer-al"?  I plead BC insanity?  I'm sorry officer, she asked to see what I looked like bald, one too many times.

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited February 2012

    I'm sorry officer, this chemo brain thing is acting up ... can you repeat the violation?  Oh dear.  Well, she told me to get over it so ... I took the necessary steps to get over it.  I'm pretty good at following direction ...

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited February 2012
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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited February 2012

    He said I did what????  Prove it!

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited February 2012

    But...I had it posted....

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  • Brendatrue
    Brendatrue Member Posts: 1,830
    edited February 2012
    Nancy! Your boss is actually worse that my (thankfully) former boss! I'll just give you one example of her colossal ridiculousness: When I informed her that I, with a history of three breast cancer adventures--the last being mets, needed to take medical leave and might not be able to return to work ever, she said, "Have you ever thought that maybe your doctors think there's nothing really wrong with you?"
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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited February 2012

    Bren...does this sound familiar?

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited February 2012

    Nancy dear, google ------Michael's and settlement for case for post mastectomy Patient. Contact Human resources and ask for the name of the person that handles EEO investigations and if you are out on FMLA-------------Huge boo boo-----I had so many lawsuits against people----------Duh did nothing ---------- now I'm in the wish I woulda phase-----cluckem they need to be taught a lesson.

     Nancy are you the one that Thatslife and I had so much fun one night telling stories on ourselves?

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited February 2012

    Brendatrue--------not only take the complaint to your HR departament call the EEOC. I had a boss make a different , but similar assinine comment it was re: post polio. But in order to file the complaint I had to drive 6 hours to do iteach direction. MY regret is I didn't. The last compamy I worked for when The BC was found couldn't have been more supprorrtive. Call HR

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited February 2012

    Veggy, why the monkey crying that way?                I only do that when I'm into the primal scream-----------you okay babe-------(((((((((((((((((H)))))))))))))))))) sheila

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited February 2012

    Fuzzy-----------i'm writting away forgot to look at the screen -------nothing got there cus the cursor wasnn't there. and then I spilled my drink down the front of me

    Why did the three bartenders npt want to serve you?

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited February 2012
    I'm sitting In FLORIDA-----------with socks on , pants, nightgown, A hooded sweatshirt-------hood up. Even slept last night with one of my bald caps on. This is the second year in a row. Been here since 1992.... Never had to wear socks for more than a few days. This whole layer thing was an up north thing.
    VEGGY______WHATUP-------------------I get global warming, but we are in the center?
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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited February 2012

    Fuzzy-----------what a great pic about the boss. Now if you had a pic about the kiss ass/ brown noser and then could put them side by side

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited February 2012

    Monkey is laughing. Stupid people makes him laugh.

    I'm okay. I'm running around in circles and having fun for the first time since BC. I don't have much time to sit and think or type. 

    My baby (18 years old) is going snowboarding for the first time today. I'm glad I won't be there to see him wipe-out. 

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