OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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I'm out and about.
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ok veggy enougth mushrooms
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Your screen looks a little dirty.
Fido will clean it up.
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So long as he doesn't turn it pink.
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Wtc-----------ALYSON -----------NO CLUNKING PINK----------------OKAY
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Sink the pink!
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What about these? --
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Alyson those are ok--they don't have ribbons and they aren't korman pink.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUG!
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Alyson can we smoke them?------------Almost would hate too. They are so beautiful. Nature oh Mother the bounty you give and share with us.
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Am staring at my first clucking HT pill and realizing that soon I'll be a hormone free chicken...
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Jesus , Mary , Joseph ---------hormone free--------i frigging ate healthy for years , then found out it was all hormone enhanced-----then get cancer--------then people ask why did you get cancer. Cluck DOUBLE CKLUCK---------DAMN---------
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I made it out of the basement (and so did the monster).
We got to be friends and had our nails done.
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forgiveness is good especially on a sunday! so is it party time yet
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Fresh supplies of asparagus have arrived in this part of the world, much better than the tinned sort and easier to smoke.
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Okay palsies---------time to smoke , time to make the monster welcome, VEGGy ask him/her what their name is and ask if they have any problem being the defender of the HEN HOUSE?
aLSO TELL THEM THEIR NAILS LOOK GOOD!!!!!
Well I'm guessing we are blending now mushrooms and asparagus --- sounds like a good combo to me. Duh anyone onject?
Veggy what was special about this monster that they wanted to come out of the basement?
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His name is Gossamer. He's a henchman for a mad scientist. Anyway he had a very painful hangnail. He promised to help me out of the basement if I would give him a manicure. He hid me in his long, red shaggy hair and brought me up. He took a big chance doing that. By now the other monsters have realized we are missing. He can't go back down. He will be happy to hide in a closet and help defend the clubhouse. Does anyone know what will take the tangles out of his hair????
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how about the tangle free they sell , plus a really good conditioner, he will be a big asset to the club
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Who is going to help??
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Seeing he? is a gentle creature maybe baby shampoo might work. Becareful with the blow dryer or he might look like this.
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Or this
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Welcome Gossamer glad to have you as our defender. Brawgkkk
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Alyson - You did a great job grooming Gossamer! You even found his pink, heart shaped nose.
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A little TLC and a ton of conditioner makes the most frizzy hair controllable.
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Some pictures of me and Gossamer in the basement...
We were almost caught planning our escape.
Finally found the basemnt door...
Gossamer covering for me.
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I also have a "friend " I think she needs the stupid cure, that told me I didnt really have BC and I had to stop saying BC because then I would draw it to myself from the universe. I almost laughed out load , this thread is hilarious!
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She is just like my cousin who asked 'What do you think you did to get 'it'. 'Stupid' She looked at me and shut up, evidently my expression was great. Maybe it was as well I didn't answer her but she has offered all sorts of wacky cures.
Veggy I think Gossamer has a pink heart as well.
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Allyson -----decluttering-----found stuff sent by relatives------easy trash.---------I had one friend that said to her sister she would be fine without treatment. It took seven years
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Veggy sweetheart--------thank you so much for bringing Gossamer from the basement. Gossamer's new do, is so nice.
Veggy is the basement locked?
The schatzi just barked at me and went to the bedroom, she keeps telling me to go to sleep
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