Here's what cheezed me off today

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  • Rockym
    Rockym Member Posts: 1,261
    edited October 2011

    For All The Crickets To Enjoy:

    New hairstyle for your life-long BFFs engagement party:    $195.

    Rental cost for backyard reception tent:                           $479.

    Caterers so you can relax and join in the fun:                   $4,100.

    The awkward moment when your friend's "fat arm" makes you look naked ~ PRICELESS !

    I still keep laughing every time I see this.  BTW... this is definitely NOT ME ;-)

  • Denise2730
    Denise2730 Member Posts: 648
    edited October 2011

    OMG - that is too funny!

  • Leah_S
    Leah_S Member Posts: 8,458
    edited October 2011

    Rockym, you couldn't set that picture up purposely if you tried!

    heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee

    Leah

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited October 2011

    Rocky-------it took several looks to figure out someone wasn't naked LOL<LOL

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2011

    I just happened to look at this thread tonight and Boy am I glad I did....I burst out laughing when I saw that picture. I wonder what that person who was in the picture thought when she lst saw it!?!

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2011

    Best wedding picture ever!  A friend of mine posted her wedding pictures on Facebook tonight for her 25th anniversary and I was thinking how boring they were. Then I saw Rocky's picture and fell off my chair laughing! Crickets are too cool!

  • apple
    apple Member Posts: 7,799
    edited October 2011

    well.. maybe this isn't the appropriate thread to say this, but my husband unplugs the stupid stove to make the starter clicking go off..  Hello!  all one has to do is push in the knob which I've told him numerous times.  Reading how supportive one's husband was in another head allowed me to cool off and not WAKE HIM UP BY YELLING.

    Rohanna.. that woman was super obnoxious.  I'd give her a big sign to put on her car that said 'obnoxious person inside'. 

  • apple
    apple Member Posts: 7,799
    edited October 2011

    just added this thread to my favorite topics..  so many hilarious things in this.. and well deserved rants.

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2011

    Welcome, apple! I love your profile picture! As to husbands, mine still can't turn off the TV with the remote after 20 years! I've held the remote in his hand and showed him how for years and he still can't get it. It's ONE BUTTON! This is the same man who once called me long distance and asked me where the tea bags are. I said, "If I had to guess, I'd say in the cannister in front of you marked TEA!" I said it before and I'll say it again......Testosterone kills brain cells!!!!Yell

    As for that neighbor, she avoids me like the plague and tells everyone I'm hostile. I LOVE IT!!

  • apple
    apple Member Posts: 7,799
    edited October 2011

    i love your profile pic too rohanna.  I REALLY wanted to name my daughter Lucy but was strongly outvoted by the hubby.

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2011

    I have a friend who named his daughter Lucy. But she looks more like Peppermint Patty!

  • Rockym
    Rockym Member Posts: 1,261
    edited October 2011

    Hi Apple and welcome!  We love having newbies here.  Of course looking at your Dec 2008, you've been at this crap much longer then us.  I hope you are doing well these days.  We love a good laugh here and sometimes the sicker our jokes, the healthier we feel :-).

  • Rockym
    Rockym Member Posts: 1,261
    edited October 2011

    HEY rohanna, there's a new shirt for the collection!

    PARDON MY MOUTH, BUT...

    THE SICKER MY JOKES, THE HEALTHIER I GET!

    Next shirt...

    MY SMILE IS LIKE MY NIPPLES... ALWAYS POINTING UP!

    Hope your night is going well.  9 year old shaved my head this evening.  Man, what a wild ride this is.

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2011

    Ok, Rocky, how 'bout these?

    I'm AWARE of breast cancer, now find a cure and BEAT THE BITCH!...or...

     DON'T F%#K WITH ME, I'M RADIOACTIVE!!! ...or....

    WHY NO! THEY WERE HAVING A TWO FOR ONE SALE AT THE WAXING SALON!

    Whoa! Someone hasn't slept in 28 hours! I need a nap! 

    A 9 year old shaved your head???? Man, you really do walk on the wild side!!!

  • D4Hope
    D4Hope Member Posts: 352
    edited October 2011

    Gosh wish I opened this thread a long time ago. Having issues with all my joints, doc thinks I may have psoriac arthiritis Grrrr. Anyhoo hubby went on a buisness trip this past week and I was home with the kids. Well the oldest one had emotional issues and had a major meltdown a few days ago that lasted for hours. I was wiped by the time he was through and on to the youngests fifth grade homework. Am I smarter than a fifth grader? Heck No!!!! Dealt with oldests teachers, docs and therapists all week. Thank goodness my middle one, the girl is awesome and helped me with alot of the housework. Let me make this long story short, not to be like Edith Bunker LOL. My husband comes home from his trip and I had dinner ready, a birthday cake(his bday was the 4th) cards and a gift waiting for him. He goes upstairs to change and yells down to me, why the @#$% is the laundry all over the bed?  Are you freaking kidding me?????? Yell

  • Rockym
    Rockym Member Posts: 1,261
    edited October 2011

    D4Hope, Okay... that way sucks!  Guys can be so insensitive, sometimes you gotta wonder what the heck is going on between their ears. OMG, the first thing I thought when I read "why the @#$% is the laundry all over the bed?"... because it's your birthday and I decided not to shove it up your ass!

    Sorry you had it rough with your kids while he was gone.  I've got and 8th grader and a 4th grader and it can get complicated sometimes.  I always remind myself that 4 bodies living in one house can be a balancing act.  Hope your day today is better!

  • Rockym
    Rockym Member Posts: 1,261
    edited October 2011
    rohanna, definitely good shirts for pinktober.  Why the heck haven't you slept?  Are you are steroids right now?
  • D4Hope
    D4Hope Member Posts: 352
    edited October 2011
    Wish I had thought of that comeback Rockym. Instead we had dinner, Lit the candles on his cake and sang Happy Birthday. That made him feel like a dog for being an a$$ Cool
  • Rockym
    Rockym Member Posts: 1,261
    edited October 2011

    For My Favorite Ladies...

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2011

    D4Hope, next time look your Hubby in the face and say, "I've already faced down cancer, do you really think a life sentence for spousal murder scares me?" Works on my husband!!! Men! Can't live with 'em, can't hide the forensic evidence!

    Rocky, haven't slept well since I found the lump. Anxiety attacks!!!! Just as I start to drop off to sleep, I get broadsided and I'm up for the duration. Doc has upped my Prozac, so we'll see. He keeps telling me not to worry so much, easy for him to say. Course if I started taking Ambien or something, I would have an excuse for those blitz attacks on my neighbors. I could just say I was sleepwalking.Wink Melatonin no longer works so I just go until I drop. It's cool. If I get really bored, I just go and rearrange the neighbors' lawn furniture in the middle of the night! LOL

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2011

    Oh, and looooovveee Betty White! She should run for President!!!

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2011

    OK, Rocky. One more shirt slogan.

    I'M BI-COASTAL. MY NIPPLES NOW POINT EAST AND WEST!

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2011
  • Rockym
    Rockym Member Posts: 1,261
    edited October 2011

    Hi rohanna,  Had chemo #2 last Monday.  Dr. upped my meds since I appeared to handle it well,  Next time I'm going in with a cane and some white power on my face so I look a little ill :-).  I know the guy wanted to do TACx6 and I was okay with TCx4, but I'm guessing if he adds a little poison he can get his T/C to kinda look like T/Cx5.  Who the eff knows.  Another question for tx #3.  BTW, not one nurse called me in 3 weeks to see how I was doing.  I told the MO that even my vet calls after the cat has a shot and that has way less poison components!  Said it with a straight face and made him think ;-).

    I was way sick on Tuesday and couldn't read or post.  I was indeed cheezed off (what else is new) when the wig store ordered me the wig THEY thought would be best for me and not the wig I actually ordered by name and color.  I still can't figure out WTF they were trying to do.  Either they were trying to do me a favor with some special lace style or they were trying to make themselves an extra buck.  I had to drive 30+ miles round trip with my 9 year old only to come home without my locks.

    When one of the workers realized a mistake was truly made, they were going to order it ASAP and it was suppose to be in the next day (I knew that wasn't going to happen).  The first time I called and asked if it was ready for pick up they said their shipment didn't get in yet.  The second time they said there had been a mistake.  The mistake was that they didn't fork out the $25 to overnight it like they should have.  I called again yesterday and they said it would be in the shipment today (Saturday).  We shall see.  The whole thing kinda made me sick since again, I don't know who was getting it up the a**.  Now I have to go in there all calm today and hope for the best even though my psyche is prepared for the worst.  Oh, did I mention my best friend bought a $300 wig from them for fun.  You'd think they got their profit on that one.  Better not be trying to f**k with a pissed off cancer patient!

    Okay, you chirped... Back to my happy place... Ohm.... Ohm.... Ohm....  :-)

  • apple
    apple Member Posts: 7,799
    edited October 2011

    ohm.. my girl child tried on my wig and then cut the bangs..

    wtf?  she was so cute, then 8, and said - I fixed this wig up for you mom.

  • jteach
    jteach Member Posts: 199
    edited October 2011

    apple,  

    Your story reminded me of  vacation that I was kinda forced to take at the very end of my chemo.  (The vacation was paid for and I could only hold it off until that time.  Stupid cancer messed up a  long awaited trip to the Dominican.  I had my breast removed during the week that we had planned to go.)

    Anyway, I was really scared to be bald, but I braved going to the beach commando because of the heat.  I had unplugged my hotel room lamp and carefully placed my beautiful wig on it,  Upon my return from the beach, imagine my horror when I found my wig frying on the lamp that the maid so kindly plugged back in and turned on for us.  WTF, indeed.  

    That really cheesed me off!  Janice 

  • RaiderDee
    RaiderDee Member Posts: 150
    edited October 2011

    Janice, I do believe that is the most F'ed up vacation story I have ever heard. It's a shitty prize but you win my friend.

  • RaiderDee
    RaiderDee Member Posts: 150
    edited October 2011

    Here's what cheesed me off today.  I am going to meet one of my best friends at our local pub to buy her dinner and get her drunk to take her mind off the fact that she just got laid off from her high paying management job that she's had for the last 16 years.  She's single, has a house and a car payment and is completely freaking out.  I don't blame her, I feel terrible for her.  I know she'll find another job but there's no way it'll pay nearly as much as the old one did.  She's the kind of person I used to be; fiercely loyal, stay late, tackle any project thrown at her and work her ass off for the company.  Since my diagnosis my attitude has changed substantially as hers will now that they've bent her over without so much as a kiss.  Well, I guess I could always tell her "At least you don't have cancer!"  I may get us both drunk, what the hell...

  • coraleliz
    coraleliz Member Posts: 1,523
    edited October 2011

    Can't believe I really said what I said but it was provoked. There is this women I see at the gym fairly regularily. She has been showing up with a knee brace at times & I'll ask her how her knee's doing, etc....Well, she asked me if I had lost weight & I told her I hadn't. She kept staring/sizing me up. Looking at me from shoulders to ankles. I explained to her that I had BC & that I look thinner now following the removal of my breasts. I don't wear any foobs..... She told me that I look too thin & started preaching diet/nutrition/cooking tips...which by now had become a 1 sided conversation. I stopped her & told her that no matter what I ate, my breasts would not grow back.

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited October 2011

    Rocky, I'm so glad you're chemo is going well. I pray that you continue to handle it well, you Warrior you! I'm not all that surprised that you didn't hear from the nurses because I've felt like a cow going down the chure during this whole shitty process! What is the address of the wig store so I can come there and kick some incompetent ass? Don't those idiots know by now they shouldn't piss off a cancer patient? Must have a death wish!

    Apple, your story cracked me up! 

    jteach, I have to agree with 2new, what a f'ed up vacation! Too bad the dump didn't burn down. But I'm a bit surprised because we usually can't get the hotel maid to clean the room!

    And coral, you said exactly the right thing! That woman is a moron! Here's one for ya. I'm having a particularly bad diverticulitis attack this week and I feel like the bottom of the shoe of the guy who cleans the toilets. Then I found out that a dear friend is Stage IV and a woman I worked with has been diagnosed with colon cancer. She's the 8th woman from one of the schools I worked for who has been diagnosed with some form of cancer. I didn't think I could feel any lower until a "friend" called and during her conversation said I should go see the movie 50/50. WTF? She said it would "cheer me up". WTF! I honestly stood there with my jaw on the ground for a second and said yeah because cancer comedies are sooooo funnny! Are you f&%#ing kidding me?

    OK, time to find my happy place. Chirp,chirp,ohm,ohm............

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