You know you're a cancer patient when....

Badger ain't that true and it's so humbling b/c there is so much to know about ca. AT least we can tell them about here>>>> BCO

YKYACPW you finally realize that the "roller coaster" will never end except with your death.

YKYACPW one DD (N) asks if her sister (R) will be visiting you since if so she will come also. You say, "I'll call R and let you know". You call, she's not coming, you call N back to tell her. The next morning you call N again to tell her R's not coming and apologize for not letting her know sooner.

And you realize once again how wonderful N is when all she says is, "It's OK"  because she doesn't want you to feel bad and you find out 2 weeks later that you called twice.

Leah

YKYACPW you overhear your DH on the phone telling a buddy you asked him to "rub my head," and you don't get upset that he's telling! 

Chava, my daughter cut my hair after I started chemo.  She was 10.  She loved it.

:-O  Hey, I resemble that remark! I just bought a bottle of prune juice TODAY!  LOL

YKYACPW you decide to look up stuff about neutrons and electrons so you can figure out what isotope nickname would suit you.

YKYACPW your mid-meal snacks are prescription meds!!! 8 pills in the morning and 10 in the evening. Doesn't include the Sennokat.....sigh.

SAS, where does one get that there powdered probiotics? Walmart??? I need a good bowel cleanse....

Barbe-I get mine from a healthfood store. But there are some many companies producing them It's hard to know who to trust. I've bought through this one place for about 18years. Still be careful and do some research. I just hope what I'm doing keeps going in the right direction---I suppose there is an unintended pun in that statement. 

TheDivineMrsM - loved that one!

LOL Mrs. M!

YKYACP when you can't fit all the things bc related into your signature!  LOL!!!

There's no WAY that is your real hair Kitty unless you grow WAY fast!!!! Get a clearer picture without the yellow bulb. If that IS your real hair, holy COW!!! You look mauvelous darling....!

I do look like I have jaundice with the yellow hue!!! LOL!!! 

YKYACP when you drop things on the floor from neuropathy, but can't pick them up because you just had a hysterectomy.  I'm learning to use my toes to grab things and my DH tells me I'm becoming a monkey!  LOL!!!

YKYACPW you read a funny joke on here about someone's husband having bigger boobs than she does and you immediately turn to your husband and tell him HIS are bigger than YOURs right now and he says 'I've been waiting for you to come up with some kind of smartass comment" lol...having just had the mastectomy a few days ago I am only now getting my sense of humor back; this thread is the BEST.