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  • hymil
    hymil Member Posts: 826
    edited May 2011

    Thank you for the translation!

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  • LisaAlissa
    LisaAlissa Member Posts: 1,092
    edited May 2011

    Don't forget entertainment!

    The League of Lady Conspiracists brings us the Spankhurts (Sylvia & Emmeline) to perform about tin foil hats (to insulate our brains).

    www.eclectech.co.uk/mindcontrol.php

    What could be more suitable? 

    Enjoy!

    LisaAlissa

      

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  • lago
    lago Member Posts: 17,186
    edited May 2011
    I'm all giddy for the 3000th post on this thread too! Tongue out
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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited May 2011

    plenty of asparagus & bacon hors d'oeuvres to go around!  Where's the band?

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  • badboobee
    badboobee Member Posts: 54
    edited May 2011

    When you find yourself in danger,

    When you're threatened by a stranger,

    When it looks like you will take a lickin', (cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck)

    There is someone waiting who

    Will hurry up and rescue you,

    just call- for Super Chicken! (cluck, awk!)



    Fred, if you're afraid, you'll have to overlook it,

    Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it! (cluck, awk!)



    He will drink his super sauce

    And throw the bad guys for a loss

    And he will bring them in, alive and kickin' (cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck)

    There is one thing you should learn

    When there is no one else to turn to

    Call- for Super Chicken! (cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck)

    Call...for Super Chicken! (cluck, awk!)

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  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 626
    edited May 2011

    Oh boy..a party! I've been "under the weather" the past few days but count me in! I'll scratch up some horsderves...( and yes I know that's not how you spell it..eyes are just watering too much to bother looking up the correct spelling..*L*) I'll look into a chicken scratch interpretive program..a secret code seems appropriate for our "club"..

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  • sandymess
    sandymess Member Posts: 299
    edited May 2011

    Here's some more entertainment PLUS we get some exercise!

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  • sam52
    sam52 Member Posts: 950
    edited May 2011

    It's ME !!!!

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  • sam52
    sam52 Member Posts: 950
    edited May 2011

    Darn....not quite....but ...NOW!!! Cluck cluck cluck

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  • sam52
    sam52 Member Posts: 950
    edited May 2011

    I just bought some pelleted chicken shit for my allotment.....darn it, i could have gotten it at the hen house for free....

    Cluck, cluck - it's time to party ladies - watch these feathers fly!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2011

    CELEBRATE!!!!!

    YEAH!!!!!

    100 pages!

    Fun times! Good friends!!

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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited May 2011

    YAY!   Fireworks are scheduled at nightfall in each time zone!  Keep on clucking.

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  • burley
    burley Member Posts: 631
    edited May 2011

    Checking in for the page 100 party...congrats ladies!

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  • Eph3_12
    Eph3_12 Member Posts: 4,781
    edited May 2011

    I'm pleased as punch to be able to cluck, puff, puff, pass ~~~~~ with the best of youse on the occasion of 100 pages!!!!!!! I wonder if that's a record?  100 pages in 2 months? 

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited May 2011

    we made -----friends, a house to live in, stuff to puff and pass, favorite foods, princess dresses, tin hats to protect our precious brains that are left. Brad and George are here(whoever got that to happen gets a whole bunch of asparagus to puff.) We have a poem so nicely written. The decorations are beautiful. Fireworks should be going off from around the world.

    Sam52 --special recognition for being the top of page 100 Cluck brggrawp

    Cluck, cluck , cluck to the unperson who said we were just a bunch of cackling hens. And Now we are the MOTHER CLUCKERS INTERNATIONAL.

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  • Dilly
    Dilly Member Posts: 655
    edited May 2011

    we once had a small "self-sufficiency" farm going, and it was our practice at common meals to express thanks.

    Nephew was 6 years old, and early on, in his sweet innocent voice, his evening thanks was

    "and thank you Lord for the bucking chickens."

    Four shocked grownups in unison "WHAT did you say??!!!??!!!!"

    His answer: "you know, 'buck buck buck buuuck' "

    (bawwkkk bagawk...)

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  • Mazy1959
    Mazy1959 Member Posts: 1,431
    edited May 2011

    Lost LOLOL.

    Happy 100th all u cluckers

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited May 2011

    From the other side of the world  I think we certainly need to party.

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  • SandyAust
    SandyAust Member Posts: 393
    edited May 2011

    PAHTAY PAHTAY PAHTAY!!!

    Glossing up my chicken lips, buffing my tin hat, bedazzling my gum boots.

    I so excited, I just can't hide it...

    Puff, puff pass

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  • Meece
    Meece Member Posts: 19,483
    edited May 2011

    Darn!  I am busy for a few days and am trying to catch up.  I find such clever responses to posts as I read, bu am four pages back and they just wouldn't have the impact now.  I need a way to make this thread a "Super-cluckin Favorite".

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  • Dilly
    Dilly Member Posts: 655
    edited May 2011

    from time to time the London Telegraph prints a batch of funny signs from all over the world, submitted by readers. This week's has a couple of good ones, especially numbers 4 and 5 - if someone could do the image cut and paste, we could all get a laugh here, or check them out at



    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/signlanguage/8489770/Sign-Language-week-150.html



    sorry, but my technical skills peaked at the wheel.

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  • Lowrider54
    Lowrider54 Member Posts: 2,721
    edited May 2011

    badboobee...I cannot believe you found that song...I remember watching that cartoon...how fitting!

    Suppose I should get my 'dress' covert ops outfit to the cleaners for the occasion...they are all black so kinda hard to pick the 'dress' one - ah, now that I have put my tin hat on, it is all so clear - its the 'little black dress' - who would have thought!  Woo Hoo and cluckity, cluck - to the party we shall go! 

    Lets open the henhouse doors and let everybody in!  (could make a nice trap for the CCG)  Security in party clothes and at the ready...

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  • MBJ
    MBJ Member Posts: 4,352
    edited May 2011

     
    Looks like the party is getting out of hand by the looks of these party chickens!  Bagawwwwk.  Band and choir is ready to rock and cluck!

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  • MBJ
    MBJ Member Posts: 4,352
    edited May 2011
     

    Lookslike even Lady Gaga is trying to crash our party with a fake chicken claw but it looks like security has it under control!

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  • pil
    pil Member Posts: 315
    edited May 2011

    Hey, girls and guys.  This thread is soooo long I dont think I will be able to find the cure in a short time.  Could someone just send me the secret.  Meanwhile, I am finishing off my lemon with salt and drinking some green tea.     I was thinking on trying apple cider vinegar since it has such healthy properties.     What do you think?   

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited May 2011

    One hundred cluckin pages of good times!!!



    Puffing in the smokin' room!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2011

    Congrats!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2011
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2011

    We're doing the chicken dance!!!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2011

    Gettin' down in the henhouse!!!

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