OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

sas-schatzi · April 2011

Well I am going to the Tea party. Might be a mistake because of no sleep, but it's with Greg's girlfriends and I love them so. A risk in driving , but it's close and I'll go slow. PrAy for me.--seriously.

sas-schatzi · April 2011

Gf I did go to the tea party. Sleep can just take a hike. I'm tired of living my life arounf it or rather NOT living my life arounf it. That avg alert was the first and I have had this computer4 years. So, that's why it spooked me. Off to church, which I haven't done in weeks because of insomnia.i.e. waiting to crash. Well I got at least a couple good hours in me. Thanks

Makratz · May 2011

YAY for the moderators!! We love you! Thanks for saving us all!

Puffing, passing......out!

sas-schatzi · May 2011

Makraz --did it sound like I was really being bitchy to Judith amd Mods-------SORRY MODS. you know I love you judith-------too many times it's just been you and me in the middle of the night and the chickens of course.....cluck------wish I could puff and pass

Makratz · May 2011

SAS, no you didn't sound bitchy at all to me! It sounded like you wanted the problem resolved. Thanks for all your help with this too!

CLUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pass...................................

BlueCowgirl · May 2011

This is what I do when I have insomnia:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11932650/pawz-movie?listid=22965198

ma111 · May 2011

I would like to be in the choir! I can kinda sing.

BlueCowgirl · May 2011

How is it that I can make a movie at 3:30 am but I can't insert a link into a forum post here? Help? My insert link button is unclickable...

JanetinVirginia · May 2011

ma111 - always room for more in the choir! Practice was kind of screechy last night. Are you a soprano?

bluecowgirl - can't do it either. Just cut/paste the link. We can then cut/paste the url.

JanetinVirginia · May 2011

We should create our own chicken scratch code to evade cure guy!

reesie · May 2011

Yay I did it. I read the entire thread before it reached 100 pages. I have lofty goals thes days

Lowrider54 · May 2011

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I let my chicken loose on the keyboard and this is what I got - guess we will need a 'chicken scratch interupter'...Emily...does posting classified ads fall under the secretary's duties???

Update...Cancer Cure Guy could well be Charlie Sheen's twin brother - separated at birth - got it on good authority in the Valley of the Jolly Green Giant.

Shipment to the HenHouse - the green, white and purple asparagus mix - outstanding!

Low

sas-schatzi · May 2011

I think it says we should have a hen house party when we reach page 100 !

JanetinVirginia · May 2011

Flkscil wmsnil wekucls sk dksi as;leitm ffwl. cluck cluck pass...

A definite YES on hen house party at 100. The caterers are already setting up the tent. (That's not a wedding cake...it's 100 page anniversay cake.)

lago · May 2011

Speaking of stupid lets see if I can get on the top of the 100th page Tongue out

Edit:
Nope guess it's going to be someone else.

Anonymous · May 2011

Hi everyone,

Wow today could be the day that we reach page 100!!!!! We definitely need a party! HOOT! HOOT!!

This has been the best therapy for me. Thanks everyone for the clucks. Let's party!!!!

JanetinVirginia · May 2011

Make sure you remember to bring your invitation. Security has been beefed up for the party.

Anonymous · May 2011

Security cameras are up and working!

Anonymous · May 2011

OOPS! How did he slip in?

SECURITY!!!!!!!!

reesie · May 2011

Yay, I made it on time to be invited to the party. I'll cluck my way right on in to the back front.

Anonymous · May 2011

JanetinVirginia · May 2011

The bar is now open...

sas-schatzi · May 2011

MENU-----WE NEED A MENU FOR THE 100THPAGE PARTY.

here's an appetizer 1lb chicken organic feed mixed with filly cream cheese, with crusched bacon, and finely chopped asparagus. second one the same , but without cream cheese for those that it might cause beak sticking.

Decorations: all those that are so good at pictures---------find us really happy pics.--------leave Sheen out unless you can find something ridiculous, that befits the ocassion. Lights all around the hen house would be lovely.

Dedication: we need a phrase-------------who's a word smith that can write something unforgetable,

Cluck, cluclk puff , puff pass. Mother Clucker International

Meece and beccad--seurity needs beefing up too, many pretenders will want to come.

JanetinVirginia · May 2011

First guests arriving...

thegood5 · May 2011

Party Chickens Pictures, Images and Photos

"I will bring some of the entertainment

hymil · May 2011

Sas wrote:

Dedication: we need a phrase-------------who's a word smith that can write something unforgettable,

"Berrkkk....dorjtmgob goenvobngtl snwe erjtnb!" Download the audio version {here} and get practising.

Tryping for begrinners clkass resumes next week 7pm by the trampoline.

She · May 2011

Cluckin awesome! Whod'a thunk we'd see 100 pages ROFL

Anonymous · May 2011

Am I the 100th?

Anonymous · May 2011

Guess not... looking forward to the cluckin' party though. Are the invitations out yet?

Lowrider54 · May 2011

I suppose we should definately order in at least a truckload of Bounty - glad I sent the 'shipment', what a timely move, ah, a goodie bag - an elegant 'chemo day bag' decorated with our Mother Cluckers International LLC 1st Pages Celebration - 100 Pages and Counting stuffed with:

2 rolls Bounty

1 tin hat

Pepsi and Doritos

Coffee

Triple mix asparagus

Fun goggles

Party Straw

and a Map of Roswell

The Cluck that is Heard Around the World...Bwwaaaaakkkk!

OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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