OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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WTC???
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Who likes to knit??? You could make a fortune selling these hats! -
You would have to wear this over your tinfoil hat.
I am very tempted to make one!!!
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Or maybe I could put the foil hat on the chicken hat!
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I sthe Insomniacs thread on the fritz again? I haven't seen any posts there all day?
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There are lots of posts you just have to go in the back door. Sas worked out that if you go to theurl and change the page number back to 34 then it works. I was getting in through google search.
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Judith..Thx LOL
Alyson..thats so cool. My Grandma and her sisters who all were devout christians, never drank alcohol. But one day my brother stopped in to see them and they were sitting there appearing totally wasted. Turns out they drank some very old grape juice LOL. My grandma would say how much fun she had whenever they drank grape juice. LOLOL
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This is the funniest thread I have read in a long time. Keep the stupid coming as I know many stupid people who could use some help. The reasons given for WHY someone got cancer are so ridiculous it is beyond imagination. Time to sleep (I said that on the insomnia thread and I really need to get thterere. Will visit again sometime soon. Oh, and feel free to not include me with the burning candles and the flower arrangements with promises of stupid stuff in 8 days. No hard feelings.
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I'm just waiting to have someone tell me I got cancer because I just delete all those stupid chain letters!
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Brace yourself Chabba, any minute now you will get three hundred copies of that silly chain email...
... have fun deleting!! and as each time you hit Delete, think One less stoopid, Two less stoopids, Three less stoopids... two hundred ninetynine less stoopids, three-hundred YAY GOT EM ALL!! -
Dear Moderators....here at the Tough Mother Cluckers International, we have a variety of positions available at corporate level. Since I am the Human/Chicken Resources Lead, I would like to offer you all positions in the Cluckin IT department - the Chemo Spa by itself is worth taking the position...let alone all of the cluckin laughs from following this thread!! SO, since you're already doin it anyway...the position is yours for the taking!!
Cluck along with us!!
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thefuzzylemon, it's a tempting offer. But would it require special skills? A physical? Business attire, like pantyhose?! Maybe better to maintain amateur status, but thanks!
Judith and the BCO mods
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Sandy...that's sooo bad...but oh so funny...*L*
Pantyhose? Please say we don't need to wear pantyhose to meetings? *picturing pantyhose on chicken legs*
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me no likey the pantyhose! lol!!!
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Dear moderators...pssshhh!! Pantyhose!! That's funny!! We wear tin hats, feathers, bacon bras...but pantyhose would never be something we'd consider!
Oh...and we let our peeps work from home
without punching a time clock!!We share our asparagus as well ...
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i'm craving a bacon bra right now....
and a puff of asparagus!
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Now that's some snack.
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where in the world do you find those bacon pictures?????????? Incredible or perhaps inedible?
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bacon lube.... now that's a new one!!!!!
i love to eat bacon as much as the next gal, but the lube might be going just a bit too far! lol!!!
i like to keep my sex and food separate!!!
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Angel ditto---------, but wherever a buck mught be made
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All this talk of bacon...now I really want a BLT. But the preservatives in the bacon might give me cancer...
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Don't worry burley! The processed wheat probably will too!
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Low - you out there? I picked up some chatter from my tin hat. Cure Guy plans to attend a Jimmy Buffet concert. (Maybe Jimmy would do a concert for the hen house - we'd fit right in with parrotheads.)
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Burley, as Meece would say, don't worry about the bacon--it has already been cured.
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