OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011
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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited April 2011

    Veggy, so sorry about your puppy.

    Yes something was strange,didn't see all of the posts. Thought it was too much asparagus. I tried to post and everything disappeared weird.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
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  • Lowrider54
    Lowrider54 Member Posts: 2,721
    edited April 2011

    OMG...over 10 pages of posts to catch up on (and several rolls of Bounty), finally, I am caught up...whew!

    Emily...excellent job on the recipe - I couldn't read this thread - computer issues and 3 days of prep for the wonderful colonoscopy - it didn't cure anything but there was no way I had enough Bounty on hand to be able to laugh so hard and I wasn't taking the laptop to the bathroom with me.

    So, I went in as a patient...was found out right away and shipped me over to the hospital the next morning for the procedure - they proceeded to knock me out - there may be something going on at the clinic...I think our Cancer Cure Guy is a poser - he infiltrates local clinics as a tech and wears scrubs and a mask.  He sure is a master of disguise...

    Janet...excellent threat level - looks pretty green today...cluck, cluck hooray...its happy asparagus day!

    Seeing the onc tomorrow for the Big Reveal...and I may be getting my walking papers - work may have to stop - advantage?  I can now be a full time operative and get the RV rigged up properly for destinations unknown.  Get her all outfitted with the top of the line equipment and Mother Cluckers International will claim the rights to exposing the Cancer Cure Guy for the stoopid clucker he is - and put an end to the promises of a cure - we got the real one...accept no imitations - the Clucker Cure (Emily's recipe) is the only one this Hen House believes in...Long Live the Cluck!

    Low Rider - back in the saddle and ready to ride!  Pony up those peeps and tin foils hats, fellow Hens and lets find that Easter Bunny!  ah, *cough* I mean, Cancer Cure Guy!  Darn, musta flushed a few brain cells out with the prep...

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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011
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    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
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  • hymil
    hymil Member Posts: 826
    edited April 2011

    mindovermatter, That cat with the dentures has me in stiches! Prrrrrr'miaooowww! Not sure it should be allowed so near the henhouse though?? At first I thought it was one of those things you can keep salt in. (or, of course, dentures.....)

    (((Veggy)))

    Lowrider, welcome back, we missed you sooo much. Cluckckluikalkukkk  Walking papers rock, we can do this.

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  • hymil
    hymil Member Posts: 826
    edited April 2011

    Wow its doing it to me now - after i posted, i lost the thread and just got the OP and another post window. Like when you throw a double six at dice?? Sadly i got nothin much left to say for a while.. pas pas pass...

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  • hymil
    hymil Member Posts: 826
    edited April 2011

    OK we now have the TEST for stupid and i fell straight into it, does this mean we are getting near to the Cure?

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  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited April 2011

    hahahahaha!!

    guess what they gyno told me today????

    mushrooms are supposed to help breast cancer reoccurance!! seriously!!!!!

    funny thing about that was, after my appt, i went to the store to buy things for dinner, chicken marsala, and guess what it calls for?? MUSHROOMS!!!

    we had a good laugh about 'shrooms. she said "hey you never know, the funny kind might work too!"

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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011

    Low....got this for ya. 

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  • burley
    burley Member Posts: 631
    edited April 2011

    I didn't think I was computer illiterate until I tried to post pics here.  Tried it in both AOL and Internet Explorer, no luck.  Dangit.

    Getting my hair colored tonight-first since chemo-so maybe I'll take a pic and post an avatar at least.

    I love me some mushrooms!

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited April 2011

    LOWRIDER IS BACK!!!  Cluck Cluck HOORAY!!!  At tonight's gathering...we all will toast to her return with beers that are bigger than our heads!!! 

    Lowrider...Not sure if you would be interested in the extra duties...but I believe you should be President...all those in favor...CLUCK FOR LOW!!  I missed ya chick!

    Oh man...henhouse needs a good cleaning so I'm considering hiring a team of cabanna boys...who' would like to be on the committee??

    I have a few to interview:

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  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited April 2011

    i will cheers to that with my riesling wine i bought today!!!

    chicken marsala calls for white wine, so it gives me the excuse to drink some of what's left in the bottle!Laughing

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited April 2011

    HD, mushrooms are good or bad?  They help with recurrence???  Should I smoke them??

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited April 2011

    Oh no....eat those shrooms Makraz...eat 'em quick too Wink  then watch the little chickens and peeps dance around the room

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011
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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011

    Fuzzy - WTC - all of them!

    I clucking vote for Low.

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited April 2011

    Janet...don't I have to test them for skills or something??? *L*

    Cluckin' loving this job ... hee hee  These interviews could takes hours...it all for the HenHouse!!

    Chanting on my mushroom buzz...VOTE FOR LOW...VOTE FOR LOW...VOTE FOR LOW...

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  • Lowrider54
    Lowrider54 Member Posts: 2,721
    edited April 2011

    Thanks fuzz but Sandy is the Queen of our Monarchy...the rest of us are Princesses or have assigned duties...Janet and I are Covert Operations - Janet mainly handling Homeland Security at the Hen House and I am on the road, Emily is the Official Secretary (keeping track and accurately accounting the 'Recipe') and cluck, I can't remember the rest...they are back about 15 or so pages...

    Oh, and Welcome Back to you too - I almost got detoured off a mission to find you!

    Mushrooms?  Oh goodie...

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  • Anonymous
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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited April 2011

    Oh Low...Sandy is Founder...I believe a few pages back she recognized you as the hardest working member of WTC - International Tough Mother Cluckers!!  However, you position requires you to be on the road and incognito and I understand if the position is overwhelming!!  We have to have you in covert ops...you are an inspiration to me!!

    Thank you...I will leave lemon drops as a trail the next time I have to be out!!

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  • Anonymous
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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited April 2011

    Veggy --you lost a baby< I can't find it dear but please , I'm so sorry, they are so much a part of us, I saw jv's post. Sooo sorry

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Cluckers!

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited April 2011

    HAHAHA!!!  We're related to the singers...that really is funny!

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited April 2011

    Don't forget to eat your breakfast!  Should this be added to the clicking cure?

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited April 2011

    Hey there Makraz...I mean ...

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited April 2011

    I wanna be on the bus!!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    A new colon cleansing product....

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