OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • SandyAust
    SandyAust Member Posts: 393
    edited April 2011

     G'day Alyson!!! Thank God you are here.  I got up this morning slathered myself in emu oil and came out to check this thread.  And thought "Great, I am obviously on the clucking lunatic fringe of this loony tunes thread."  NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME.....cluck, cluck, cluck.

     Yes Cooch could be the Cure Guy, but he was last seen looking like an idiot (that didn't take makeup) and dressed up as an asparagus.  He was in the back of a Toyota ute screeching out the farm yard.

    Oh by the way, the CG could be Russell Crowe (another famous Australian), he is trying to throw us off the scent by dressing up as annoying black bird that goes "aarwk aarwk" all day.

    You know some years back my husband and I went on a three week treck in the Himalyas.  We met up with a bunch of people from all other the world.  It was a hoot (or was that a cluck).  Anyway as we were crossing a high pass at about 5000m my husband and I a Kiwi lady named Rosie were in absolute hysterics at the humour we saw in everything. The Dutchmen,Germans, and Americans were getting extemely concerned that we were succombing to altitude sickness and started eyeing off the Sherpas to determine if they could carry the three of us down the mountain when we finally succombed to a cerebral heamorrage.

    Any way the tree is definitely in the hen house (actually a dunny but don't let the facts get in the way of a good story.)

    Cluck cluck

    P.S.  Yes Lowrider you can invite in the roosters, Alyson and I just gotta round up the sheep first.

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  • SandyAust
    SandyAust Member Posts: 393
    edited April 2011

    By the way THE PAVLOVA IS OURS!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • SandyAust
    SandyAust Member Posts: 393
    edited April 2011

    Sorry you a feeling poorly Fuzzy.  I wish you were closer so I could come round and cluck over you.

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited April 2011

    Group Cluck for Fuzzy!!!

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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011

    Personal chef & private duty nurse now on call in the hen house for those re-cooperating.

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited April 2011

    NO IT IS NOT!!!!!! The Oxford English dictionary gives it to us. Might let you have Russell Crowe, he was just born here. Don't worry chocks this is a continuing debate.

    I know the tree landed in the dunny but the chickens were in there.

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  • SandyAust
    SandyAust Member Posts: 393
    edited April 2011

    Bugger Russell Crowe.  The pavlova is OURS.  And the Oxford Dictionary is English and you know they have it in for us.

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited April 2011

    I think we may have to settle that it belongs to both of us as a leading culinary anthropologist says that the recipe has been around for lots longer, WE just gave it a name. Anyway its the best dessert ever.

    And its got kiwifruit on it.

    Yes and the Poms won the Ashes.  You must know that I support NZ and anyone playing Australia, except of course when they play South Africa.

    Think we had better set out and lok for the CG as this will be very confusing for the North American chicks but it is funny.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    Someone needs to notify the SPCA

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    Sending some chicken soup.  It's the cure!

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  • SandyAust
    SandyAust Member Posts: 393
    edited April 2011

    Oh I didn't realse New Zealanders played cricket. Smile

    Wow you know lots about Pavlova.  I have a confession to make I put kiwi fruit on mine.

    Yes we better set off and look for the Cure Guy but this was fun.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited April 2011

    Last question before I go to the gym - where did Aus come in the cricket World Cup? You didn't even make the quarter finals - we were in the semis!!!!!

    Can't check the gym out for the CG as its a women's one, never mind he might be at the Supermarket.

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  • Meece
    Meece Member Posts: 19,483
    edited April 2011

    Put down your drumsticks ladies...we have to form a united front if we want to find CG>

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    Someone stop me before I go crazy!  (Oh, I already am)

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  • SandyAust
    SandyAust Member Posts: 393
    edited April 2011

    I don't know I was watching Oprah that day.

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  • SandyAust
    SandyAust Member Posts: 393
    edited April 2011

    Meece it's ok we are not arguing.  This is friendly.

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  • thenewme
    thenewme Member Posts: 1,611
    edited April 2011

    CG has been spotted!  Look - up on the roof!  He's trying to blend in...

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited April 2011

    He is one mighty fine looking clucker!

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  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited April 2011

    I LOVE these pictures!! They are hilarious!!!!!!

    we gotta now add kiwi to the cure.... it's fruit so remember it has to be eaten before 10 am, mountain time! lol!!!

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  • apple
    apple Member Posts: 7,799
    edited April 2011

    my husband would clucking love those pants

    ha ha ha

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  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited April 2011

    funny how it's easter season!

    i don't know if i can eat peeps this year without laughing hysterically!!!

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  • thenewme
    thenewme Member Posts: 1,611
    edited April 2011

    Oh nooooo - beware the PEEPS!!!   It's a conspiracy, funded by Big Pharma, that's gone horribly wrong!  The side effects that were covered up are becoming too big to hide!  

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  • thenewme
    thenewme Member Posts: 1,611
    edited April 2011
    OK, HDAngelBaby.... now I think I may have found YOU!  Am I right, am I right?
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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited April 2011

     fUZZY. CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK ERP, CLUCK BAGRUP FUZZY IS A FUZZY. i THOUGHT YOU LOOKED GREAT CUDDLED IN WITH ALL THOSE LIMES. LOOKED LIKE THEY HAD YOU WELL TAKEN CARE OF.

    Sandy please share that you tube url again. I think i chose that statement independently , but it may have been the power of suggestion after watching the you tube thing. Please, explain the controversy over Bugger.

    Several pages back in the wee hours of the morning , I was trying to find a BACK. So, if we wanted to communicate something without prying eyes we could, So, try and find my post about the PM phone tree. These pages move so fast. I'll take a look and then post the page

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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011

    Next time somebody starts to say something stupid, puff up your feathers really big, look them in the eye & say... 

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    3 reasons why this might be the cure...

    1. its a peep

    2. its pink

    3. its eating BACON!!!!!!

     

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited April 2011

    LOL Janet!!

    I'm making these clucking chicks in my spare time, when the hen house is quiet.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    Recipe for dinner...

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  • thenewme
    thenewme Member Posts: 1,611
    edited April 2011

    Can anybody pick CG out of the lineup???

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