OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited April 2011

    Makraz did you get my PM

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited April 2011

    The tree is in the hen house

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  • SandyAust
    SandyAust Member Posts: 393
    edited April 2011

    "The tree is the hen house." 

    That's actually hilarious, because that is EXACTLY what happens in the bugger ad.

    Sorry I am having a one-chicken Aussie party here and amusing myself immensely.  I am probably making absolutely no sense to any other chicken out there.

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited April 2011

    Yes ---now if JVand meece, and Sandy and Alyson got it. We have a way of making a PM phone tree. Read my post on the up topand you will get the drift , I'm off to bed. Thanks clicking tired.

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited April 2011

    Sleep well.  Dream of chickens.....or a hen.

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  • Meece
    Meece Member Posts: 19,483
    edited April 2011

    Had to read two pages to get what I needed to do.....

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  • Meece
    Meece Member Posts: 19,483
    edited April 2011

    the tree is in the hen house

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  • marybast
    marybast Member Posts: 138
    edited April 2011

    This thread is the best cure EVER!!!  I'm laughing away any stray toxins in my body. Thank you, thank you.

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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011

    the tree is in the hen house.  

    sas - don't know how you ever came up with that!!!

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  • Meece
    Meece Member Posts: 19,483
    edited April 2011

    I thought it was code for someone bad.

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited April 2011

    Ummm, it is now, Meece!

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  • apple
    apple Member Posts: 7,799
    edited April 2011

    my husband hates Obama and I made the brocObama pic my desktop to make him happy.

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  • Meece
    Meece Member Posts: 19,483
    edited April 2011
    Please don't tell me he's the cure guy, because getting a cure would take an act of Congress...we'll never get one!Wink
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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011

    Come to think of it, we could assign a lookout team up in the tree to spot CG.  cluck cluck

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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011

    Low, we need to requisition binoculars for the tree chickens.  And, cluckers...you have to take off the princess dresses cause they get caught in the branches. 

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  • Meece
    Meece Member Posts: 19,483
    edited April 2011
    Should we get some of these to keep the barnyard junk out of our eyes? (It was a real patented idea)
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  • sandymess
    sandymess Member Posts: 299
    edited April 2011

    Meece: Those glasses are great but I have sensitive eyes. Gonna need sunglasses:

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  • sandymess
    sandymess Member Posts: 299
    edited April 2011
    I wish I didn't need the tint, because these are quite stylish!
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  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 626
    edited April 2011

    Feeling a bit better today and sitting here laughing at all the comments and pics. By the way, when I woke up in the Hen House this morning there was a tree in it!!

    Will be pourng over the past several hundred posts today to get an update on the cure posted.

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  • Lowrider54
    Lowrider54 Member Posts: 2,721
    edited April 2011

    Janet...glad to see you have security covered at the Coop...target practice with the new pea shooter went very well yesterday...I used 'chips' and 'aspargus tips', the 'garlic bulbs' wouldn't pattern in tight enough - by stander danger - sticking with the tips and chips. 

    I got no leads on fuzzy - couldn't find any lemon drops to follow - thought sure she would leave a trail of some kind. 

    thenewme....by all means, come and hang out - this is how I have been getting through scanxiety when having my scan scheduled out so far in advance - I knew in mid February about it on April 8th - geez, the time has just flown by - by cluck - the darn thing is tomorrow!   Whew!

    Not to fear, dear fellow cluckers...this covert operative will continue the search for the Cancer Cure Guy just as before...brocolli huh...this has me to thinking...FB has found us...ya think the CCG might be using it to spy on us since he keeps one step ahead of us all the time...

    Do we need a PM meeting to work on the 'code book'?  Madam Secretary, Emily - how you doing?  Haven't seen you peek in the coop yet...hope you are getting refreshed!

    Meece,  I now have Bounty stacked under my desk, in my car, all over my house and I have stashed a few rolls at the neighbors...when I pop on here and all three of us are reading - the computer screen takes a spitting - we had to make a rule to not have anything to drink when reading this thread and each has a roll of Bounty handy - I LOVE my neighbors - we laugh at nothing and can't stop - can you imagine what it is like when we recap the day on this thread?  OMG - eyes tearing and tummies hurting so bad...

    lowRider - Covert Ops

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  • thenewme
    thenewme Member Posts: 1,611
    edited April 2011

    I'm always looking for research and facts, so I really like the way this chick analyzes things!

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  • thegood5
    thegood5 Member Posts: 478
    edited April 2011
    citrus fruit lemon sour grocery lime green trapped humor humour"praying that Fuzzy isn't being held against her will.....
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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011

    Just heard a new 'cure' on radio.  Well not exactly a cure, but close.  New report says shoppers live longer (not kidding).  Why?  Because they walk more!  I feel some major retail therapy coming on.  Get out of the trees mother cluckers and hit the MALL!   Shop til you drop.  BRAWKKKKKKKKK

     

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  • thenewme
    thenewme Member Posts: 1,611
    edited April 2011

    Maybe Fuzzy's just out on a date with her "poser" boyfriend:

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  • thegood5
    thegood5 Member Posts: 478
    edited April 2011
    Lemon Pictures, Images and Photos HAVE YOU SEEN ME?!?  (she answers to Mother Clucker of Human/Chicken resources, Fuzzy, Lemon, FuzzyLemon.  Please return her to the coop asap.  Thank you, The Tough Mother Cluckers Association)                                                                                                                              thegood5
    Diagnosis: 9/16/2010, IDC, 5cm, Grade 3, 0/4 nodes, mets, ER-/PR-, HER2+
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  • thegood5
    thegood5 Member Posts: 478
    edited April 2011
    Lemon Pictures, Images and Photos"We would if we could...WHERE IS SHE?!?
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  • She
    She Member Posts: 503
    edited April 2011

    Hey Sas I was up when you were but couldn't post because I was ... gasp ... clucken worken.  If you beat your wings east from your place I'm about half-way to Aus and NZ.  I keep a night eye on the backfront or is it the frontback, I'm not sure which it is, I'm geographically impaired and time zone challenged.

    Low I'm doing a sweep of the continent for Clucken Cure Guy.  I think he's over in Amsterdam, smokin the good stuff so much he believes himself.  Has anyone invited the roosters over from their thread?  Maybe they can flush him out.  Ohhhh I better stop before I say the other word for roosters that starts with a Ceeeeeeeee {giggle}

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  • apple
    apple Member Posts: 7,799
    edited April 2011

    That would be REALLY funny to extend an invitation to they guys.  It might make them feel a part of the group.

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  • Lowrider54
    Lowrider54 Member Posts: 2,721
    edited April 2011

    They do have quite the different sense of humors....as long as they totally get it is utter nonsense and fantasy land - it could be a good place to 'hang out' awhile...

    I think they could have some fun and add to ours (good with the snappy comebacks, there are)...I could sure use a McGuyver in the Covert Ops unit...and Home Secuity would surely benefit...and we could have our very own Dog, the Bounty Hunter so we won't be wasting time looking for someone to look for the CCG - Cluck...I'm in!

    Oh Her Highness, Queen of the Clucker Monarchy...what say you...can we invite the guys?  There would be rules, I am sure...where the heck is that FuzzyLemon...how many pages back are her last set of rules??? 

    PS - Janet - binoculars on order...the stork should be delivering them shortly - love the Winged Express Mail Service...

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  • thegood5
    thegood5 Member Posts: 478
    edited April 2011

    I think Fuzzy may be out on a secret mission herself, she PM'd me today about another thread, so I know she is ok...I let her know how much she is missed over here, hopefully she will poke her head out soon.

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