OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

thefuzzylemon:  Just mapped Janesville!  Is the gas station that sells the pink elephants near there?  I know it's near Madison somewhere...I found it once on my journeys to and fro Minneapolis and Pennsyltucky.

I think the dark Continent would be Canadian???

Oh cluckin crap...I keep cacklin over the moment of silence!

Oh the Pink Elephant is about 40 minutes from me...pass it all the time for work...the guy who runs it probably has some nice asparagus somewhere!!  We have a giant cow welcoming people to Janesville (way bigger than the elephant, but not as creative).  It should have been a giant beer glass!! LOL

Cluckin away, cluckin away

Oh how I miss the midwest...new englanders are too stuff for fiberglass critter!

I love Lowrider and would be proud to be her athletic supporter.

I will also make her a 'cure for stupid' (not that she has contracted 'stupid', but she will need extra energy and smarts for her search)smoothie using white asparagus, bacon, chickens, fuzzylemons, veggys, marijuana, and whatever else you guys think is necessary.

Well it IS kinda dark today here in Canada..

I suppose with my accent I should be saying "Cluck eh?"

Don't everyone look at once, but there's a hot rooster hanging around the back door. Dog has some competition.

lol!!!!!

And...to keep everything matching ... I put together this little number ...

I love the Tough Muthah Cluckers.....umm... that's the Boston accent.  The Tough Mother Cluckers.  If I say it real slowly, I can pronounce "R"'s and the occassional vowel.

Low, since tomorrow is April Fool's Day we ought to have good cluck nabbing the cure guy.  He's bound to do something stupid in public.  Since this is a global covert operation - you cluckers in New Zealand and Australia be on high alert.  I think it's already tomorrow there.  In the meantime I'll keep trying to pick up his cell phone signal on my tin hat.

Girl - maybe run a wire from your tooth to your hat.  Might be hard eating dinner tho.

Cluckin cluck!  My nuked boob is creating a lot of static.  I'm going to remove the tin foil hat in the basement that I covered in foil, turn counter clock wise while clucking and hope to re-set my tooth!

err, why did those pics post twice?? Cluckin' confusing!

Sandy - It was cluckin' funny...both times!! 

Well, I googled chickens line dancing and came up with the above pic.  I also came up with this next pic.  Why??  Chicken line dancing and I get Oprah?  Do you think she;s the CC Guy, or knows him?