OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
Comments
-
So, does that make a douche bag a pain in the ass also?
-
so if you need to "vibrate" the cancer outta ya, does that mean using a vibrator everyday?? lol!
-
Hey - Macy's has latest Spring fashions in tin foil hats on sale this weekend!
-
Yes!!!
-
You guys are killing me!!!! You are very funny ladies, you burger eating, wine swilling, kickboxing, swearing like a sailor bunch of gorgeous REAL WOMEN! And I like asparagus, but not enough for an aparagus enema.
Too bad the yoga practioners have ruined yoga for everyone.
-
Do you think leaning up against the washer during the spin cycle would help with the cure? Maybe we should all be "packin" per hdangelbaby's suggestion!
-
Ha! Good thinking GirlFriday...I'll go throw some wash into the washer right now!
-
I've completed three loads of laundry. I rotated the spin cycle with leaning up against the warm dryer. Not sure if it did anything for the cure, but it sure did make me want to smoke some asparagus after each load!
-
Uh oh. Cure guy found out about it.
-
JV you are a creative hoot. I'm assuming this is your family. Great. can imagine in 30 years them describing grandma and granddad.
-
I want a fucking bacon bra.
-
CrazyKitties...you want low salt or regular bacon? Lightly fried or crispy? Dressed with asparagus or plain? Rush order or regular post? I'll take your order and pass it on the Meece..
-
puff puff puff puff pass!!!!!!!!!! I want a bacon bra too!
-
Makraz..your order has been placed. For a limited time only, strapless bacon bras are available...( we're running low on bacon until the next shipment comes in)
-
Mmmm bacon, extra crispy with asparagus while I sit on the washer and agitate!
-
Warning: Do not put your tin foil hat in the microwave. I tried it last night thinking it might enhance reception.
I wonder.... if we can't find bacon in the stores can we substitute Beggin' Strips?
(ps - Hey SAS! No, not my family:) Those crazy pics just came up when I googled topics)
-
Beggin strips may attract too many dogs.
I will have a strapless bra also, great for the summer time outfits!
-
Beggin' Strips attract Dog?? We need him! Get your bra's on ladies and get Dog on the man hunt!! Do you suppose Mazy likes a little spin cycle? Has an elephant butt? Smokes a little asparagus from time to time?
-
My Gunner(115lbs of svelt black lab) just lit up the room with a toxic fart. Must of been the asparagus I've been giving him.
-
Looks like he's packin' some asparagus!
-
Ooooh..love black labs...grew up with them..wonderful dogs. As for the OTHER Dog..where exactly is he packing the asparagus? Hope it's in those canisters strapped to his legs?
Makraz..placed your order for the strapless bra..but we are now LOW on bacon...special offer now on "peek-a-boo" bacon bras.
-
Ordering in a truckload of bacon and a truckload of Beggin' strips for those of you who want a little something "different"...
-
Is it organic?
-
Is what Organic?? The bacon? The beggin strips? The bacon bra? Dog?? Or maybe the asparagus?
Yes, Dawg is packin asparagus in his holsters. Don't you?
-
I think that the asparagus is in his hair.
-
LOL! That's what I thought too ... well, it was my SECOND thought ... the first one was asparagus induced and very, very wrong ...
-
lol!!
Yes the asparagus could be in his hair too. That way he can puff puff put it down and smoke some later.
-
I think Dog should be our honorary chairman - he is a "Bounty" hunter afterall. I don't know about asparagus in his hair but maybe rubs on a little bacon to make those braids.
-
And I'm pretty sure Charlie "Sheen" uses bacon in his hair too.
-
(Bad Boys ... the theme to Cops ... sing it with me now ..)
Dear Dog Dear Dog, what cha guna do...what cha guna do when we come for you?
Makraz guna get your digits, Lowrider guna ride shot gun ...
Janet has a load of veggies and Fuzzy smokes it til its gone gone ...
Dear Dog Dear Dog, what cha guna do, what cha guna do when we come for you ...
Categories
- All Categories
- 679 Advocacy and Fund-Raising
- 289 Advocacy
- 68 I've Donated to Breastcancer.org in honor of....
- Test
- 322 Walks, Runs and Fundraising Events for Breastcancer.org
- 5.6K Community Connections
- 282 Middle Age 40-60(ish) Years Old With Breast Cancer
- 53 Australians and New Zealanders Affected by Breast Cancer
- 208 Black Women or Men With Breast Cancer
- 684 Canadians Affected by Breast Cancer
- 1.5K Caring for Someone with Breast cancer
- 455 Caring for Someone with Stage IV or Mets
- 260 High Risk of Recurrence or Second Breast Cancer
- 22 International, Non-English Speakers With Breast Cancer
- 16 Latinas/Hispanics With Breast Cancer
- 189 LGBTQA+ With Breast Cancer
- 152 May Their Memory Live On
- 85 Member Matchup & Virtual Support Meetups
- 375 Members by Location
- 291 Older Than 60 Years Old With Breast Cancer
- 177 Singles With Breast Cancer
- 869 Young With Breast Cancer
- 50.4K Connecting With Others Who Have a Similar Diagnosis
- 204 Breast Cancer with Another Diagnosis or Comorbidity
- 4K DCIS (Ductal Carcinoma In Situ)
- 79 DCIS plus HER2-positive Microinvasion
- 529 Genetic Testing
- 2.2K HER2+ (Positive) Breast Cancer
- 1.5K IBC (Inflammatory Breast Cancer)
- 3.4K IDC (Invasive Ductal Carcinoma)
- 1.5K ILC (Invasive Lobular Carcinoma)
- 999 Just Diagnosed With a Recurrence or Metastasis
- 652 LCIS (Lobular Carcinoma In Situ)
- 193 Less Common Types of Breast Cancer
- 252 Male Breast Cancer
- 86 Mixed Type Breast Cancer
- 3.1K Not Diagnosed With a Recurrence or Metastases but Concerned
- 189 Palliative Therapy/Hospice Care
- 488 Second or Third Breast Cancer
- 1.2K Stage I Breast Cancer
- 313 Stage II Breast Cancer
- 3.8K Stage III Breast Cancer
- 2.5K Triple-Negative Breast Cancer
- 13.1K Day-to-Day Matters
- 132 All things COVID-19 or coronavirus
- 87 BCO Free-Cycle: Give or Trade Items Related to Breast Cancer
- 5.9K Clinical Trials, Research News, Podcasts, and Study Results
- 86 Coping with Holidays, Special Days and Anniversaries
- 828 Employment, Insurance, and Other Financial Issues
- 101 Family and Family Planning Matters
- Family Issues for Those Who Have Breast Cancer
- 26 Furry friends
- 1.8K Humor and Games
- 1.6K Mental Health: Because Cancer Doesn't Just Affect Your Breasts
- 706 Recipe Swap for Healthy Living
- 704 Recommend Your Resources
- 171 Sex & Relationship Matters
- 9 The Political Corner
- 874 Working on Your Fitness
- 4.5K Moving On & Finding Inspiration After Breast Cancer
- 394 Bonded by Breast Cancer
- 3.1K Life After Breast Cancer
- 806 Prayers and Spiritual Support
- 285 Who or What Inspires You?
- 28.7K Not Diagnosed But Concerned
- 1K Benign Breast Conditions
- 2.3K High Risk for Breast Cancer
- 18K Not Diagnosed But Worried
- 7.4K Waiting for Test Results
- 603 Site News and Announcements
- 560 Comments, Suggestions, Feature Requests
- 39 Mod Announcements, Breastcancer.org News, Blog Entries, Podcasts
- 4 Survey, Interview and Participant Requests: Need your Help!
- 61.9K Tests, Treatments & Side Effects
- 586 Alternative Medicine
- 255 Bone Health and Bone Loss
- 11.4K Breast Reconstruction
- 7.9K Chemotherapy - Before, During, and After
- 2.7K Complementary and Holistic Medicine and Treatment
- 775 Diagnosed and Waiting for Test Results
- 7.8K Hormonal Therapy - Before, During, and After
- 50 Immunotherapy - Before, During, and After
- 7.4K Just Diagnosed
- 1.4K Living Without Reconstruction After a Mastectomy
- 5.2K Lymphedema
- 3.6K Managing Side Effects of Breast Cancer and Its Treatment
- 591 Pain
- 3.9K Radiation Therapy - Before, During, and After
- 8.4K Surgery - Before, During, and After
- 109 Welcome to Breastcancer.org
- 98 Acknowledging and honoring our Community
- 11 Info & Resources for New Patients & Members From the Team