OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

haha! get THIS!!! so my friends at the bar had a good laugh about this whole post. especially the asparagus thing.

so.... the bar owner went out and bought like 5 pounds of asparagus, and night before last, we had little baskets of lemon garlic butter asparagus all across the bar!! hahaha!! and everyone was eating it! we had an  "anticancer" snack. then ruined it with our drinking habits and bad attitude

what's wrong with your attitude!  sounds fun to me!!!

Howdy All

Sorry I didn't check in but I got stopped at the Iowa border.  I tried to tell the cop I was in a hurry to find the Cancer Cure Guy and I had to get to Texas to interview the potential off-spring of the girl he knocked up down there some years back and then, if I got no info, I had to find my way over to New Mexico, make a pit stop at Roswell (the reason for my wearing of the foil cap) and then meet up with the group in Arizona amidst the ruins of the sauna to see if there might be any clues to send me on from there. 

I guess he wasn't buying it as the odor of medicinal MJ was wafting out the window and I was still a little green from the asparagus and then what was I doing with a roll of Bounty between my legs and why did I have a blender, enema unit, multiple thermoses of coffee, a bushel of asparagus, and well, then he searched further and found the garlic in mass, the rest of the Bounty, the Dead Sea Mud, a tarp, a satellite dish and antenna, the many pictures of men in asparagus outfits - I could go on but playing the 'cancer card' was NOT going to work for me.  In fact, I think it made it worse as they called the ambulance as they thought I was having a total meltdown and could possibly kick the bucket on their watch and they were having none of that so off with the loonie bin guys I went. 

This turned out to be a great turn of fate, however - during my weekend in the loonie bin, I was able to meet several people that had actually SEEN the Cancer Cure Guy - the chick knocked up in Texas was a 'plant' and the Roswell rumors were to throw everybody off.  If we really want to find him, its off to Hollywood and meet up with Charlie Sheen - they tell me he will spill the beans on anybody right now...do we have anyone in CA that can on that - I really need to get home and get a shower - it is no joke about the poo tossing contests they have in the loonie bin and I can't stand myself...more tomorrrow once I get cleaned up....

Hugs all...sorry to let ya'll down...LowRider

I see it is pink, but what does it say on the bottle?

Ah... Then all we need is Love, and Hope!  And if we don't have love, the hope will make us forget about it anyway.

Think positive.  And that will take care of it all.  If you only had a more positive attitude!

Your onc already knows, but he is hiding Cure Guy so he can keep seeing you indefinitely.

lowrider...too funny!!!!

sorry, bogarting over here.

puff, puff, pass.......

Meece..you could be right. We'll have to send Lowrider undercover into the pharmaceutical labs...he may be there with holding the "real" cure while he mixes up noxious pill potions to give the unsuspecting.

It will be very hard to sneak Lowrider into the pharmaceutical companies because we will have to dress her in bland clothes, a lab coat, and she will have to leave her sense of humor at the door.

Can you do it, lowrider?

I like the sentiment, but that bra seems to fit well.  I want a real one of those.  Thank you, sweetie!!